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Tech ? What Gives?
http://highracers.blogspot.com/2005/...r-magilla.html
The HRS staff has just been informed that Kevin Keuhl AKA Tom Swift AKA Magilla Gorilla is a no longer living in a dumpster. Folks at his hometown of Eagle, WI took pity on Kev and rescued him from the corner of 4th& Wells in Milwaukee. HRS staff sent funds to assist with the recovery phase, however he had already departed and left to St. Petes seeking new housing offered by Bitch Shidda at their infamous "studio single-bunk trailers." JimmyMac, on hiatus from investigative research, jumped at the opportunity to escape his Chicago based Forest Glen snow ladened compound awaiting Kevin with a gallon sized can of linseed oil. Apparently Bwian, Director of Advertising recommended this new team, Magilla and JimmyMac as the 2006 Bitch Shidda Poster Boys. After interviewing Kevin's psychiatrist, whom has no regard for "patient doctor privileges," HRS learned his dumpster plight had nothing to do with getting banned from the Killer Bee team. Apparently on the run from Johnny Law for insubordination and assault of management at his Milwaukee Post Office Branch, he was forced into this dire pathetic lifestyle after a long period of unemployment. With "Going Postal" a phenomenon feared more than Al Qaida here in the good 'ol USA, it is fortunate he didn't take out the entire staff with his AK -47 Assault Rifle. We can only pray that Kevin/Magilla Gorilla seeks professional anger management help ASAP. Now that he has settled in sunny St. Petes, we see that Kevin/Magilla Gorilla is back to his old self sticking it to fellow fat ass FOGS with his wee man joint and more. Witness this climactic scene with Kev and JimmyMac! Rumors are it will be in the next KK Aero slide show. Thank god these yo-yo's had some rolls of Killer Bee Asswipe to clean up with after this game of Camp Walkbike twister. |
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