Cyclist wins against London Tube.

On 9 Jan, 00:59, "The Medway Handyman"
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I don't have any close mates of any description.

Oh what a ****ing surprise.

Probably because you are a total ******.

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Dave - the small piece of 14th century armour used to protect the armpit.

Or maybe I don't need or want any?
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Simon Mason

On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 09:04:00 -0800 (PST), "
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Do you have any close mates at work?

I don't have any close mates of any description.


I could not comment.



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Many cyclists are proving the need for registration by their contempt for the Highway Code and laws.

The answer:
All cyclists over 16 to take compulsory test, have compulsory insurance, and be registered.
Registration number to be clearly visible on the back of mandatory hi-viz vest.
Habitual law breakers' cycles confiscated and crushed.
(With thanks to KeithT for the idea)

On 13 Jan, 16:57, Judith Smith wrote:
On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 09:04:00 -0800 (PST), "

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Do you have any close mates at work?

I don't have any close mates of any description.

I could not comment.

But you still did.

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Louis Genou
Cheesemonger to the Gentry