witty comebacks part deux

after landing in liverpool airport the other day, I was riding my uni
around the airport looking for somewhere that sells food(it was late and
everywhere was shut). When a scouse airport worker spots me and comes
out with the old chestnut...."someone's nicked yer other wheel mate." To
whicj my reply was...."It was there when I got on the plane, I guess
that's Liverpool for you." He was asking for it if you ask me.


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if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels


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I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away."


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I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away."


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Never kick a unicyclist in the groin... it will only make them grow
stronger...


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I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away."


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evil-nick - Living in Balance

Never kick a unicyclist in the groin... it will only make them grow
stronger...


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I brought my muni inside the garage where I work (alright, it's a
Wal-Mart garage, but it's still a garage!) to talk to a co-worker, and a
customer said
"You don't make enough money working for WalMart, you can't afford the
whole bike!"
to which I quickly replied
"I know, it sucks, I've got the other half on lay-away."


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Never kick a unicyclist in the groin... it will only make them grow
stronger...


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Fred A Arnoldson Esq wrote:
*if its a pedestiran i just tell them they've lost both wheels *


haha, that's great. I'm sure i'll be able to use that plenty of times
once fall semester starts up again.


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