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jumping off th skatebowl wall on a unicycle
jumping off th skatebowl wall on a unicycle
+++ hi psychic blog wot rabbits in music +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:13:13] +++ Butthole Surfers 'Pepper' +++ wow man +++ recliffe bowl today dropped over clean +++ i still got it more drugs over here ... .. .. .. kept th mp3 player blaring so i didnt have to answer any questions but smiled back at whoever smiled at me +++ it's a man;s bike droppin over th wall no ****ups goin down th wall but a fair few goin up +++ didnt make that one +++ th warmup down th seawall i dropep dina t nicole sands told me how well nipplelcamp would handle conditions +++ hit th ramp goin down th floating platform new paint and all wet i got downth ramp and did a ewie on th platform [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:16:52] +++ Nirvana 'Territorial ****ings' +++ comin off th ramp th uni tyre did th nicest slide down th painted steel checker plate only a foot and half nicely controllable yr ready for th bowl dear +++ she felt slid as as solid as a suspension uncicyle can flight test in th wild +++ tried a coupel different paths up th wall +++ dont mind stackin it goin up goin down is another story +++ she smiled at me +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:19:10] +++ Massive Attack 'Inertia Creeps' +++ not here to rabbit here to flight test th monoshock +++ uni cycle +++ rode it thru th grinding rail a couple of times +++ and back over th wall from th other direction +++ th wall bein slanted i couldnt get th right to left pass +++ goin up +++ maybe another bourbon or one less pretty girl watchin or one less person filming +++ ran out of drugs int h car or i would had another ocne before jumpin in still well out of it though +++ i still got it 45 yrs old and still jumpin over th skatebowl wall on somethin that aint suitable +++ that first drop over th wall been a while and on a different tyre have ya got stiction yet girl ? +++ behaved gorgeous i got no scars +++ part of th pre flight was along th seawall at redcliffe +++ and along th lagoon;s wall +++ anythin to dial in th eye +++ a couple of clicks ridin th wrong way against th traffic on th bitumen to steal th nerve and into th bowl +++ beautiful test flight +++ th monoshock bounced predictably on every down it;s th ups that we experiment on three falls out of four attempts +++ mostly just steppin onto th top +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:25:13] +++ Wolfmother 'Minds eye' +++ is my speed right ? my angle of atack ? lastly are my balls up to it ? +++ go hard nippleclamp +++ when i get it just right and th wheel just climbs over th top i smile +++ if it was less populated i might have gone for air not today not on anzac day +++ just get me up th wall +++ goin down is th scary bit have to bunny hop th combing th steel on th edge +++ feelin air as th shockie extends goin over th edge +++ plant it on th wall and turn in and down to ride off th trick +++ enough smiled th rest dont count +++ not communicating with th patrons of th bowl at wot i'm doing playin with angle of attack how straight up and down can i hit th wall +++ not very not yet anyway +++ but i got over th top enough times my ego ****in healthy +++ my proficiency fly +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:30:18] +++ Laurie Anderson 'Big Science' +++ th smaller knobbies i can feel th difference on th wall +++ more grip but still no grip in th final foot or so +++ so vertical +++ and topped by a slick steel combing no traction +++ at two thirds up th wall u know if u have th pace +++ it'll crest +++ at one point i stayed in th bottom of th bowl chuckin broadslides cmon tyre +++ cmon brain this is doable +++ another run +++ feel th wave passin down my back and then down my legs askin th wheel for maximum thrust +++ cmon ya ****stick unicycle th pretty chick is filming +++ and over th top +++ ah well +++ not here t make conversation +++ th mp3 player at maxvol +++ here's a man who lives a life of danger - lyirc +++ i'm a psychic hitman it's a hobbie +++ one ****head out on th warmup asked me where my other wheel was i abused him called him a cockhead +++ ridin th wrong way down th road not now buddie +++ know where i'm gunna be in twenty +++ droppin over th wall +++ smile +++ sorry ****in big smile +++ not th same without th ****in +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:36:44] +++ D12 'Purple Hills' +++ like doin exctasy without gettin laid +++ fillin th hashpipe play amongst yrselves smoek em if'n ya got em .. .. .. nice big fat bud get in my hash pipe .. .. .. **** that slide off th floating pontoon ramp was gorgeous +++ th tyre squeeled in protest but we got around th fishing tackle box +++ not listening t any **** u stuff a wheel down th ramp and onto th pontoon listening +++ boring heard it before is that so madaam +++ one kid told me i was talented go thru th music yeah man +++ cant buy yr mother a cup of coffee but +++ yummie mummie +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:41:20] +++ Icehouse 'Icehouse' +++ changed their named to flowers when th song hit big +++ can remember flirting with my girlfriends mother when it came out +++ a dark horse she called me +++ but then i was th dirty little murderers boy +++ i had some kind thought of u today cute arse +++ saw one chick lift her tits just that bit higher after i started playin in th bowl for a change they let me play for a while before reinfesting it +++ one skatie nearly hit me and th cute chick looked askance at me easily avoided i care +++ but on this day i dropped over th edge of th skatebowl wall and i still dont feel any older +++ as usual i ahd th wildest beast +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:45:47] +++ ? '?' +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:45:56] +++ Kevin Bloody Wilson 'The Festival of Life' +++ th lst monoshock suspension unicycle prototype +++ gorgeous bounce trippy th ockie straps have nearly tamed th bitch +++ suspension topout has ceased anyway +++ still better to ride in barefeet ya can grip th pedals +++ a number of cars hit th horn and hung out th windows to cheer me on u know th usual +++ it's all good +++ was nice droppin in at nicole sands +++ this hot blonde nearly dripped on my foot +++ there there dear +++ ****in safety bicycles +++ it's a girl's bike argggggghhhhh +++ nice smile th tits are better +++ shoulda yelled out jump up and down i think she would of +++ i had a lot of fun surfin th seawall warmin up +++ when i stop lookin at th edge i'm ready for th bowl +++ when th 20th chick has given me that look +++ yeah alright darlin +++ only real man u'll see on th boardwalk this day +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:51:51] +++ Pink Floyd '?' +++ shine on you crazy diamond +++ stuffinth unicycle thru th soft beachsand lookin for where it grabs +++ takin out bushes on th edges to slow down th wheel and try to throw us off not this time matey +++ i hit th bowl with welcome to the machine blaring in my ears +++ a brief rest on th post has everybody clocked th beast's arrival into th bowl can i jump off th edge safely now +++ one braodslide to let all th inhabitants know a man;s bike has entered th bowl +++ coming out t play +++ i survey th inhabitants and drop in +++ clean and just lovely th oohs an aahs creepin thru th music but background +++ i can concentrate on my entry points without hearin th squeels just as i go over th edge +++ ****ed without music +++ th crwod dont care if i can concentrate +++ mindful of purpose +++ balanced on one wheel i drop over where th bicycles and skateboards rule +++ they smile secretively and generally after they;ve done soemthing trick +++ a young man in th learner bowl just gettin it +++ we exchange a glance and he does it again +++ a smile +++ u've got that bit young man +++ to th nxt hurdle +++ and then th big wall +++ but if th old fella wi th grey whiskers can drop over it on one wheel i can on two +++ cant have th old man showin up th kids but no matter how much air i get i cant beat th unicycle droppin over th wall +++ i smile and say i cant do that man but th pilot he said that once too +++ sailin off th edge half cut +++ flyin a prototype +++ is this how i pictured my middle age ? +++ man +++ more drugs over here... .. .. .. i shouldnt be here showin u up why am i in front of u ? +++ yeah u can drop over the edge on one wheel but u use both on th landing take off th front wheel smartarse +++ ****in safety bicycle count th wheels and th same size hasnt developed in a hundred yrs +++ more air +++ go hard **** +++ th chicks and guys will still drip more when th one wheel beast just clears th wall +++ i let down +++ but i'm an empath and they;re were too many chicks watchin +++ u know hard and grizzled unicycle veteran that u are +++ nine tripel vodkas and slide dwon walls after midnight and still th show must go on +++ maybe ya dont +++ come nippleclamp away +++ and run another ten red lights ina row after midnight entertaining th freaks +++ i been missing ok +++ run out of town by th pigs +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:05:29] +++ Dusty Springfield 'Goin' Back' +++ shouldnt have psychically kileld those two senior feds but um queensland pigs dont admit esp is real so its all good no charges +++ but they booked me for failin to keep left on th footpath in town +++ cant play amongst th posts denied +++ wanderin other towns brisvegas off my travellin list hittin skatebowls +++ more respect sorry +++ th eyes of a ten yr old littl eboy after i've just cleared th wall on nippleclamp +++ no words just "i'm listening t th mp3 player" a nod a smile and **** man +++ i wish i could do that +++ u can **** +++ u can +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:08:51] +++ Simon & Garfunkel 'The Sound of Silence (Live)' +++ but u have t want to bad +++ and when it bites u just cave +++ my unicycle goes just about anywwhere and in flight test we push th boundaries +++ take it where only th zen masters can go +++ into th surf +++ down th moving travellator +++ on th moving floating and wet pontoon th tyre squeelin in th wet paint +++ so close th edge +++ and twenty feet deep of water if it sails off th edge +++ only one in existence but not babied far from it +++ besides we got lots of pictures +++ sorry i dotn share nippleclamp'sphoto taken by so many without permisssion i very rarely put a photo up +++ lethal kadaitcha man [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:12:04] +++ The Kinks 'Set Me Free' +++ of kuta onboard +++ takin photos is bad th shade +++ but i still ride in daylight +++ five guys hangin off a balcony tellin me how ****hot i am ridin tame at th moment +++ just unlaxed waitin for th nxt car to scare +++ on th roundabouts comin round th wrong way +++ this isnt scary th skatebowl is nxt +++ but th cage driver he dont know that +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:14:13] +++ Supertramp 'Fool's Overture' +++ wot am i doing here ? +++ in reality just warmin up to stick it down th bowl warming up th tyre and scuffin it up and gettin settled in th saddle a nice five k's +++ a nice dance on th wheel and fly on th edge for a while on th seawall on th top step in th afternoon gusty seabreeze +++ th mp3 player goin to low battery status it wont change tracks stuck with wot we got +++ get up to full flight on a boppie song on th wall bum boncing in th seat absorbed by th shockie +++ on ya nippleclamp a nice canter +++ pull off th edge t clear th pedestrians and back to th edge +++ then zig zags to th edge and back +++ trusting th tyre +++ hittin soft white sand drifts at speed and cruisin thru +++ still grinning at th gorgeous slide down th wet painted checkerplate +++ so controllable +++ and forgiving enough if i **** th angle up less than five degrees it'll do it anyway +++ i smoke this cone this dried green flowers of th cannabis sativa plant remembering my best slide of th day .. .. .. i had a crash in th kiddies section which th young fella liked back up on th wheel on th first attempt +++ crashed at speed but landed on my feet running +++ changin tracks +++ was on th grass a bump +++ on ya nipplelcamp livin up to yr name bucked me again +++ but not as often as ya used to +++ slowly we're tamin th beast so it can accept learners +++ chester rides it better than his hardtail +++ a better shockie and maybe brakes for learners +++ oh and a wider swingarm so we cn shoehorn a bigger tyre in had fun playin in th autumn leaves on th end of th path +++ we built close tolerances +++ pivots close to th wheel +++ not knockin it trippy beautiful thing makes surfin th land more comfortable +++ no bike pants now no bicycle pants just a pair of boxers and a pair of hemp pants +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:25:15] +++ The Avalanches 'Frontier Psychiatrist' +++ a horsie +++ and some hemp inside th guts +++ couple of bourbons +++ maybe 7 +++ come nippleclamp away wot cant u ****in ride thru or over +++ th flower beds "no we got thru them" +++ "this dickless tracy smiled and" "searched for th smallest fine she could give me" +++ still fined ya "whiel starin at my crotch" +++ "not my fault i'm well hung" "yes dear, just me in there" +++ she took enough photos +++ "hope she gets off" +++ been a whoel 2 yrs since i was asked to strip on stage th unicycle makes a nice body +++ my mother smiles +++ at 43 +++ pls dont ask again +++ wasnt how i pictured middle age i'm psychic not omnipotent +++ "a cartoon psychic knows everything" here in th real world where we get five percent +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:30:10] +++ David Essex 'Rock On' +++ i didn get rock on not a decent clue to th song about t play i get enough at least to train it +++ i dropped over th wall today david been tryin to lift yr circles song but limewire cant find it sorry plenty of this one though +++ was a nice song i'd sing it humpin money thru th carnival +++ all th fun of th fair +++ if i can just get this cash back to th truck unmolested +++ it was an exciting job +++ neither th bushwhackers or th taxmman caught me in 17 yrs my gift +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:33:36] +++ A Perfect Circle 'Lullaby' +++ th security staff asleep we'll get th five ton truck thru th gate in and out without bein seen we did it yesterday young man +++ and again +++ it;s a gift +++ good timing +++ know when to pull into th gate he's sloped off for a **** waved in +++ at indy race track a week after 9 eleven +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:35:33] +++ Nickelback 'Nickelback - Because of you' +++ umm +++ **** +++ so i put a blood money curse ont h internet 7 days before th world trade centre parked itself in it;s basement and my magic proven to hit max at day 7 +++ i care +++ i used to +++ i think +++ been australia's psychic hitman so long i dont know anymore +++ cant i just testfly unicycles ? +++ ****in feds left me alone th local coppers rolled over wouldnt sign off on it but enough scared +++ and up till that one i'd kept it offshore +++ tried to warn em even +++ dont accept esp is real gives me free reign +++ besides which dr azahari and christopher skase put smiels on four out of five cops in th street when i admitted whackin em +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:39:07] +++ A Perfect Circle '3 Libras' +++ while th dickless tracys played it straight surreal five cops and the witchdoctor talkin evil and secret service stuff in th street +++ i got a little problem +++ wanna run by ya +++ cause i face my fears +++ wot's th queensland police's opinion on esp psychic killing said i was whackin hippies and was two senior feds ada diplomat and i sent th clue page 7 days before to senior pigs and an indonesian diplomat plane crash in indo day seven two senior feds kiled and an aussie diplomat i'm in it +++ diary page titled 10 dead hippies sitting on th wall on day minus seven which is th page i sent well +++ i took th contract to killt h hyippies in that page all backwards i saw plane crash in 7 days as terrorist incdent so says my psychic diary offical position pls +++ ok +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:42:48] +++ Nirvana 'Something In The Way' +++ doesnt exist leaves me in th clear +++ lucky had to kil th hippies to throw clues to two senior feds dyin in plane crash if one dead hippie should acidently fall u still seein it as an accident guy ? +++ i saw a terrorist incident 7 days before it hit i stick wi that +++ th results are not in +++ i appelaed to th boss of th secret services in oz +++ i got a problem with local law mainly cause i'm an accredited witchdcotor pls look at th record +++ secret agent triple o of the australian aboriginal secret service +++ our man drops dead 7 days later with no back trail +++ will th bitch i pu tin as my replacement be as good as i was th male pigs asked me +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:46:53] +++ Hunters and Collectors 'The Slab' +++ she's got balls +++ if she takes th job seriously i have faith in her let me go +++ they dont want me to retire +++ wont touch me +++ my record +++ th one that gets them is when i pointed th bone of death at the islamic terrorsit ****s online and th northern pakistan earthquake hit th nxt morning +++ they got too much milage out of that one +++ th secret witchdoctor of australia he revenged kuta beach alright +++ a ****in black organisation +++ so black i dont get doen in rbts anymore +++ can drive drunk +++ too lethal for one thing +++ "too slippery for another" "cant incarcerate my body" "th system, dont know how to look after it" +++ a unique condition crystal balls +++ so sensitive they whinge [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:50:57] +++ Monkees 'I'm a Believer' +++ in th presence of a woman +++ ****in allergic to woemen i smoek drusg and do th hardest thing i can do r [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:51:23] +++ Butthole Surfers 'Pepper' +++ ide a unicycle 20 min it';s comfortably numb wot chicks +++ th first double oh seven was celibate +++ i'm a triple oh double oh's dont get to kill enough ppl +++ pussies +++ i aksed my boss about my license to kill i'm still waiting +++ in th meantime ancient aboriginal law still stands australia still has th death penalty hey christopher skase +++ our black brothers marched today as anzacs first time about time +++ i agree though they should be mixed but how did they fight ? +++ and wot did they cum hoem to ? oh vietnam u came hoem badly too +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:54:51] +++ Kanye West 'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx' +++ th guys i found growin drugs in th hills th booby traps man +++ straight out of nam +++ th kind of guys who knock off th crop sitters for th compost for th nxt batch +++ we got on +++ but i used to drink tea wi th hitmen in th fairground +++ minder to th money +++ my boss didnt liek me runnin money for other ppl but it happened +++ like arthur daley when push came to shove arthur caved +++ handy bein th right hand +++ gotta find a bowl tha doesnt have a sloped ridge it puttin me off +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:58:23] +++ Kevin Bloody Wilson 'Country Bumpkin' +++ just a vanilla bowl in some country town +++ somethin i can dial in on and write nice things about +++ put vanilla skatebowl for th uncicyle string in a posting somewhere in newsgroup land now wher eu fdound it i'll find it +++ if it;s a good bowl and u love it enough is it clean ? is it covered in tags ? and slippery +++ u wanna see a suspension unicycle go over it;s edge +++ maybe ya will +++ i didnt hit a bowl in byron bay on th weekend i apologise hit redcliffe's bowl today at th beach inland nxt i think +++ outback maybe +++ maybe i do a net search on bowls in th outback +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:02:12] +++ The Kinks 'Come Dancing' +++ if it looks like fun +++ wot its about life .. .. .. pirate jenny "black" 'the land surfer" +++ p.s. +++ [Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:02:52] +++ The Kinks 'Till The End Of The Day' +++ |
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