Surveys Reveal, Like, "Results"

Surveys Reveal, Like, "Results"
Two separate surveys show that reading newsgroup message by Crit Blow is
causing people to accidentally driving off high cliffs in packed
convertibles with everybody wildly flapping their arms in either unison or
disjointedness as they either float down to or slam into the sea or the
beach below, while staying totally updated on international stock market
volumes and illegal Burundi license plate futures, all the way down.