Forget about Eddie Merckx. He only won five Tour de France.

Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six. Total stage wins, days in yellow, or even wins in other
bicycle competitions is not the discussion.

If The Cannibal wants to compare to Lance, he will have to dust of
his bicycle, lose the fat ass, and enter the 2005 edition of the
World's Most Grueling Sporting Event.

That smelly Belgian might have been good in his simplistic era, but
would be among the roadside trash (Beloki, Vino, Simoni, Heras,
Botero, Mayo, Hamilton, etc..) that finds themselves talking the big
talk in June, only to look like quitters, weaklings, and other various
sacks of **** by mid July every year.

Lance Armstrong is the most winning Tour de France champion in the
history of the world. Fixed carnival kermesse's that pad a career
total don't enter the picture here.

Thanks,
Ronde Champ

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Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six. Total stage wins, days in yellow, or even wins in other
bicycle competitions is not the discussion.

If The Cannibal wants to compare to Lance, he will have to dust of
his bicycle, lose the fat ass, and enter the 2005 edition of the
World's Most Grueling Sporting Event.

That smelly Belgian might have been good in his simplistic era, but
would be among the roadside trash (Beloki, Vino, Simoni, Heras,
Botero, Mayo, Hamilton, etc..) that finds themselves talking the big
talk in June, only to look like quitters, weaklings, and other various
sacks of **** by mid July every year.

Lance Armstrong is the most winning Tour de France champion in the
history of the world. Fixed carnival kermesse's that pad a career
total don't enter the picture here.

Thanks,
Ronde Champ

These things have to be said. Cycling fans must stop speaking in
whispers.

Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six. Total stage wins, days in yellow, or even wins in other
bicycle competitions is not the discussion.

If The Cannibal wants to compare to Lance, he will have to dust of
his bicycle, lose the fat ass, and enter the 2005 edition of the
World's Most Grueling Sporting Event.

That smelly Belgian might have been good in his simplistic era, but
would be among the roadside trash (Beloki, Vino, Simoni, Heras,
Botero, Mayo, Hamilton, etc..) that finds themselves talking the big
talk in June, only to look like quitters, weaklings, and other various
sacks of **** by mid July every year.

Lance Armstrong is the most winning Tour de France champion in the
history of the world. Fixed carnival kermesse's that pad a career
total don't enter the picture here.

Thanks,
Ronde Champ

These things have to be said. Cycling fans must stop speaking in
whispers.

Ronde Champ wrote:

Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six. Total stage wins, days in yellow, or even wins in other
bicycle competitions is not the discussion.

Merckx had a heavier bike,think about that.

If The Cannibal wants to compare to Lance, he will have to dust of
his bicycle, lose the fat ass, and enter the 2005 edition of the
World's Most Grueling Sporting Event.

Yeah but Lance will have to ride Paris Roubaix.
His skinny ass will break.

That smelly Belgian might have been good in his simplistic era, but
would be among the roadside trash (Beloki, Vino, Simoni, Heras,
Botero, Mayo, Hamilton, etc..) that finds themselves talking the big
talk in June, only to look like quitters, weaklings, and other various
sacks of **** by mid July every year.

Yeah,of course,you're so right,look a fatboy Jan??
The French are loving Lance#6 anyway,that's all that counts.

Lance Armstrong is the most winning Tour de France champion in the
history of the world. Fixed carnival kermesse's that pad a career
total don't enter the picture here.

What about fixed Tour De France wins and dodgy drug allegations from
your own TDF winning countrymen,do they count??

Thanks,

My Pleas'

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Ronde Champ wrote:

Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six. Total stage wins, days in yellow, or even wins in other
bicycle competitions is not the discussion.

Merckx had a heavier bike,think about that.

If The Cannibal wants to compare to Lance, he will have to dust of
his bicycle, lose the fat ass, and enter the 2005 edition of the
World's Most Grueling Sporting Event.

Yeah but Lance will have to ride Paris Roubaix.
His skinny ass will break.

That smelly Belgian might have been good in his simplistic era, but
would be among the roadside trash (Beloki, Vino, Simoni, Heras,
Botero, Mayo, Hamilton, etc..) that finds themselves talking the big
talk in June, only to look like quitters, weaklings, and other various
sacks of **** by mid July every year.

Yeah,of course,you're so right,look a fatboy Jan??
The French are loving Lance#6 anyway,that's all that counts.

Lance Armstrong is the most winning Tour de France champion in the
history of the world. Fixed carnival kermesse's that pad a career
total don't enter the picture here.

What about fixed Tour De France wins and dodgy drug allegations from
your own TDF winning countrymen,do they count??

Thanks,

My Pleas'

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(Ronde Champ) wrote:

Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six.

Tour de France is just one race, not even the top one.

Milano-San Remo, Ronde van Vlaanderen, Paris-Roubaix, Liège-Bastogne-Liège
and Giro di Lombardia are the real deal, the only immortal races. In a few
years, when France will be a muslim republic, there won't any TdF anymore.
The monuments are immortal, the only cycling races that are doomed to last
forever.

Not just Merckx, but DeVlaeminck, Museeuw, Van Steenbergen, Van Looy etc...
were all superior to Armstrong by far.

(Ronde Champ) wrote:

Hey,

Eddy Merckx was only able to win five Tour de France. Lance Armstrong
has won six.

Tour de France is just one race, not even the top one.

Milano-San Remo, Ronde van Vlaanderen, Paris-Roubaix, Liège-Bastogne-Liège
and Giro di Lombardia are the real deal, the only immortal races. In a few
years, when France will be a muslim republic, there won't any TdF anymore.
The monuments are immortal, the only cycling races that are doomed to last
forever.

Not just Merckx, but DeVlaeminck, Museeuw, Van Steenbergen, Van Looy etc...
were all superior to Armstrong by far.

Ronde Champ wrote:
Lance Armstrong has won six.

He has?