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Old October 30th 18, 04:57 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/
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Old October 31st 18, 10:38 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/


Did you use one hand or two?
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Old October 31st 18, 06:28 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
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On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/


Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.
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Old November 1st 18, 11:12 AM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Peter Keller[_3_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/


Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.

Apologies.
You are correct.
  #5  
Old November 1st 18, 12:08 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:
https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/


Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.

Apologies.
You are correct.

He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.


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Old November 1st 18, 03:38 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:


https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/


Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.


Apologies.
You are correct.


He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.


I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded me
of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html

QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with
his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on
him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened
the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to
"move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home rather
than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps. Or the bedroom.
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Old November 1st 18, 03:51 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
MrCheerful
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 14:38, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:


https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/



Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.


Apologies.
You are correct.


He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.


I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded me
of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html


QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with
his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on
him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened
the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to
"move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home rather
than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps. Or the
bedroom.


What sort of hell-hole allows you to take a vehicle into your room?
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Old November 1st 18, 04:11 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 14:38, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:


https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/



Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.


Apologies.
You are correct.


He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.


I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded me
of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html


QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with
his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on
him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened
the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to
"move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home rather
than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps. Or the
bedroom.

Yeah! and this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co

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Bod
  #9  
Old November 1st 18, 07:09 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
JNugent[_10_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 15:11, Bod wrote:
On 01/11/2018 14:38, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:


https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/




Did you use one hand or two?


Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.


Apologies.
You are correct.


He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.


I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded
me of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html


QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with
his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on
him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women
opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before
continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home rather
than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps. Or the
bedroom.

Yeah! and this one:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co


Can you remember which court heard the case?
  #10  
Old November 1st 18, 07:18 PM posted to uk.rec.cycling
Bod[_5_]
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Default At last, a cyclist gets trained.

On 01/11/2018 18:09, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 15:11, Bod wrote:
On 01/11/2018 14:38, JNugent wrote:
On 01/11/2018 11:08, Bod wrote:

On 01/11/2018 10:12, Peter Keller wrote:
On 11/1/18 6:28 AM, Simon Jester wrote:
On Wednesday, October 31, 2018 at 9:38:18 AM UTC, Peter Keller wrote:
On 10/31/18 4:57 AM, MrCheerful wrote:

https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/ne...gistbury-head/




Did you use one hand or two?

Did you use the serrated or smooth tweezers? is more appropriate.

Apologies.
You are correct.

He possibly prefers exhaust pipes.

I don't know about exhaust pipes, but your remark certainly reminded
me of this (from a few years ago and which will be well-remembered
here):

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html


QUOTE:
By Auslan Cramb, Scottish Correspondent12:01AM GMT 14 Nov 2007

A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with
his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Xxxxxx Xxxxxxx's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms
around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on
him in a hostel room.
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women
opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before
continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".
ENDQUOTE

The journo's name is worth a mention on its own.

And perhaps it's safer for cyclists to keep their bikes at home
rather than take them to a hotel for a tryst. The kitchen, perhaps.
Or the bedroom.

Â*
Â* Yeah! and this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co


Can you remember which court heard the case?

I'm a frayed knot.


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