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Old April 23rd 07, 12:25 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling,alt.folklore.urban,alt.animals.humans,alt.astronomy,alt.bullshit
the land surfer
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Default autumn in oz

autumn in oz
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oh hey psychic blog
that sings to me in
music

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:14:12]
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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
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i swung a leg over
nippleclamp

thmad suspension uniccyle aqnd

th ****in mp3 player

is working today


go figure

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couldnt get a spark out of it
yesterday

in byron bay

sorry dude

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just came back from a

ten k or so
late afternoon surf


over th land and


th mp3 player
didnt skip a beat

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lovely unicycle

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still got a kink in th neck

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jumped 20 odd traffic islands
tryin to straighten it

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yoga later

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from a unicycle crash
earlier in th week

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i dunno
electrical devices and me

just dont get along

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fiddled for 10 minutes yesterday


worked first try today

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karma dude

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so i stuffed it around
many low flying trees

this arv

it's all good

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:18:28]
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James Blunt
'Goodbye My Lover'
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trippin on
underworld's
born slippy

and slippin down th grass and earth path

to th footbridge

on th main road

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a savage jumpup but
doable

th 24 wheel

ate it up

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a little bit of grass surfing

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sorry dude
slipped into yr yard there

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ah well

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so ya wouldnt play music
so i could fly nice


and do a tribute

to the unicycle man of byron bay


u fractious bitch u

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yr long gone brother

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and th music wouldnt play

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maybe i bring
two mp3 players with me

nxt time i come to town


i do pack two unicycles

in th boot of th limo

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but if th tyre does go flat

i generally ride it anyway


for at least a while


is fun as

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 16:22:48]
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The Kinks
'Till The End Of The Day'
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ridin on th rim
usin wot;s left of th tyre as


a cushion

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ride often enough
with pressure so low


i get rim dings

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th beach

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a hard ten k ride didnt

straighten my neck

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but everythin warmed up now and

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much yoga later

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:28:15]
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Underworld
'Born Slippy'
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feelin a mite more slippery now

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loading drugs:

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so th young man is
suspended from school again hey

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:30:49]
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Led Zeppelin
'Dazed And Confused'
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point one
never punch th headmasters


wall

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he's one of us

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definitley one of th brothers

his nuts are


fractious

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i hear yr mother is spinnin out

i care

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well

as much as can be expected

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hitmen arent renowned for their warm loving feelings
toward others

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yr mother thinks i'll deck ya

and lose th plot again

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it's all good

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i dont agree with th bitch ok

rather side wi u

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or th lad

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go hard young man

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got a lot to live up to

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when i told th **** i was
minder to th money

in th carnival

then he got it

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catwoman's family
left th

tribe long ago

fallen gypsies

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idiots put down roots


on th beach

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though yr facial features looked
familiar

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:37:21]
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No08'
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a family resemblance maybe

to another redheaded gypsie girl i knew

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feisty
fey and

gritty

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i got a txt last night

we'll do it again soon

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mad redhead

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is how yr addressed in my phone


she;s ok wi that

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fair enough then

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i had a nice weekend

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strolling

with a hot redhead

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picked th wrong slacks i think

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she's gettin hot but

still window shoppin

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lookit all these kombi pottery paulie

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hmm

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:41:00]
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?
'?'
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beth gibbons and rustin man

sand river


autumn leaves - first lyric

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i left a doddle
on yr notepad

a drawing of a 72 kombi

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i drew somethin
didnt know wot

asked catwoman jane


it;s a surfboard
with trees growin out of it

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took me a while

i'm



the land surfer



oh i get it

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and a drawing of a little house

sittin atop

a huge water tank

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i had a mate
converted his

pool

into a water tank


he wont be th last


locally

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th rain;s coming

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:44:52]
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The Kinks
'David Watts'
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cant tell water from champagne - lyric

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water so precious here
now


huge drought

is champagne

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on th tube tonight
on th news

th price of water

just gone up


fifteen percent

to th councils

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they'll add a whack

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i cant stop th rain coming

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sydney
got clobbered last night

it didnt go in th catchment areas but

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:47:32]
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Mudvayne
'Happy'
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th land

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whose witchdoctor i am

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i liked th rainbow
yesterday

in rainbow country

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made up for th mp3 player

failing to commit

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i wont make th
kombi shaped

ocarina

till i get th shape right


th artist in me


wasnt happy wi th shapes presented to me
in th shop window


but i think i know why




t keep volkswagen away

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i took a pottery commission


from an aborignal elder

a special ocarina

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have to make ith eyebrows
be th top holes

of th ocarina


leave it wi me

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:51:13]
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers
'Track No07'
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u want local clays mixed in ?

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hmm

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high fire kilns dont come cheap
not livin near th train tracks anymore


coal fallin off th wagons

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let me think on it

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might water inject

a suitable substance

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goen for a fatter look

makin cuddly pottery

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it not musical though

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we climbed back in th car

th fj holden



full octave ocarina on th dash


that my blackbrother fell in luv with
th previous night

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it;s bainsey's but

i havent seen im yet


to give it to him

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livin in th car

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 18:54:48]
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Steppenwolf
'Pusher Man'
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th wheels dont turn

all high fired clay

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a squashed and

chopped fj

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where will i

put th blow hole


in a kombi model

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hide th
ocarina holes

under th pop top

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a splittie or
a later

70's van


no two pieces are ever


th same

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one with

unicycles on th roof
instead of surf boards

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lookin round my room
i see three split screen kombis

a splittie then

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now wot drive train and
suspension package

would we bury in a splittie

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shoehorn a

touareg in there


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four wheel drive and go beach

frazer island

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a coupel wheels to go surfin on
when th surf is ****ed

and a coupel thrusters



wi th their fins turned upside down

on roof racks

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and two twelve foot

surf rods



for th tailor


tailor fishing

is better than sex

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now look tailor

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get a little white dog up ya

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:00:44]
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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Learn The Hard Wa'
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paris

listen


u must insert


th other end first

not th breathin end

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they wriggle better but

it dont last as long

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a vibrator doesnt **** in yr handbag

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wonder if ya could train th dog by
****tin in th handbag


that'll teach it

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PULL

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just catapulting peasants

who wont give up bein fat



[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:03:41]
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Chris Isaak
'Wicked Game'
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lazy ****er

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right out past th shark nets



SPLAT

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dinner is served


with just th right amount of fat u like

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they more used to eatin blubber animals

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are u a lazy peasant with a huge arse ?

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i admit
it's inflammatory

t write that

on th notice


on th catapult but

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th fat bitches wobble


as they go off th ctapult

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makes em harder to shoot

with th shotguns so


it all evens out

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it;s a kindness

to hit em in midflight

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just feedin th sharks mr orificer

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"well he's got ****in holes in im"

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bad peasant

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PULL

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odd
he left his cap behind

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:08:29]
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Jewel
'Standing Still'
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left it standing still and all

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ah **** i'm psychic


why am i so surprised

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ah i'm out of it

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:09:37]
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Will Smith
'Switch'
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..
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more drugs over here...

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..


th kombi's ?

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takin longer than i expected
to knock th lugs

off my new unicycle tyre

a tough little bugger

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got a coupel places to be tomorrow

maybe on anzac day

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it spat

on three climbs this arv

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nuthin too savage

hey i'm alive but



still havin stiction problems

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i see th doctor
pulled tenth


in th bike racin and our guy
stoner won



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read back to my psychci diary page
rea dit fast and

it says

i apolo

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:13:06]
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AC
'Walk All Over You'
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gise

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ah well doctor

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acdc jenny

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stupid computer

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****in random number generator

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still tryin to figure out
how many iterations u can throw

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i put in some spy code


read th mind of


th spinning random number generator



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have to go back in and

do some rewrites

half th program usin
one phase of th random number generator


and one half usin th other

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wot number u got for me

just



in my readMind variable

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ok then


use that number

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th master random number generator


code

that picks th songs


is usin th front end


of th beast





but th spy window

shows th brains spinning live and


th numbers look interesting

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a skull
pirate skull and cross bones

with numbers spitting out

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:18:05]
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Mudvayne
'Happy'
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u like that jenny

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a dead inanimate thing

spitting nonsense

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and th better
th nonsense


th more sense it makes

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th intial cock
of th random number generator wheel

is with three primes

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cock th wheels


spin


and watch th randomness

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we'll switch to th readmind variable


global

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just
wotever number is in it

when ya check


wi th usual

wait states built in


naturally

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how long do i wait
till i read th spinning brain's

random number

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:21:42]
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Marcy Playground
'Sex And Candy'
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th timer event

will trigger changes in th length of th timer

randomly

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once th beat
has a cocked rhythm

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is still too regular

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seeking randomness
in a windows computer

we have more
to use in our bag of tricks yet

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it multi taksing

th timing of events


take different times

on different runs




stop watching read times and

clocking data

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:24:38]
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The Kinks
'Starstruck'
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when th random numbe rgenerator

starts throwin close

we'll know

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"the kinks"

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we talkin introducin th wobbles

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"reintroducin"

i know
i've written this code before

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writin crypto

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we use time ticks
in an irregular way


to drive th random number generator wheel

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pseudo code

all programming starts wi an idea

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a net pc

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:27:01]
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?
'?'
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things bein added
left right and centre



most of which
th user dont see


jenny.exe can see

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where are th temporary internet files stored ?

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how many mp3's
in th pc

now

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how many a week ago

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how many
timer ticks

has th computer logged
since it's last startup

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wot time is it ?

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wot's th length of my filename

in th position where i've been stored

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open th fat table

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deleted file starts here


do a random read

in th deleted data

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seeking
randomess

seeking in files

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sniffing in live memory

we could do in dos

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maybe in a dos box i could

add

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:31:49]
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Soft Cell
'Tainted Love'
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have to be careful


wot tools i give jenny


read access to th FAT

the file allocation table


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grab a couple registry keys and



use this

slimy windows hack

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always have to add
soemthing that;s impossible

an undocumented feature or two

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:34:33]
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Deborah Coleman
'My Heart Bleeds Blue'
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or
how to get th blue screen of death


with one mouse click

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crashed explorer.exe again

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glad it autosaves

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back into th compiler

i dont think so

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pull a number out of yr head
and feed it that


ok


we got a response


time to hit google and see why

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my diary only findable

across google and her sisters

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a coded reply
can be anywhere on th net

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sittin in a newsgroup post

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till th spiders come along and





gobble it up



the search engines

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sort by relevance

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oh hey
google gave me a five star for that posting

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hmm

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must of addressed something

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:39:02]
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Bjork
'Venus As A Boy'
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volume slider in vb6
use -32767 to zero and


take slider pos into variable

add 32767 to th result


gets u to zero to 32767



then double th result

and then update th slider from variable


FIX


mixer vol accepts

0 to 65535

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fiddle
u'll get it

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for every action
there';s an equal and opposite reaction

they had to make th slider backwards

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it still steals and
loses focus


bugs evrywhere

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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:43:50]
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Nirvana
'About A Girl'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:05:19]
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Peter Gabrial & Kate Bush
'Dont Give Up'
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[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:18:28]
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Nirvana
'On a Plain'
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the wizard has left th blog

pirating good music i think

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pirate jenny
"black"

'the land surfer"

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p.s.


[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:19:31]
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Coldplay
'Yellow'
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