Video of stupidest cyclist.

"JNugent" wrote in message
...

I am told that in about sixty thousand million years the Universe will
evaporate in a kind of heat death, as there will be not enough quantum
states left within a reasonable volume to define even an elementary
particle.
Can we please have some examples before then?

I'm not the one with the key to the vault.

That's Lord Justice Lee, that is.

I'm as impatient as you for some of these examples which, he swears,
definitely exist.

What do you expect, he makes the vast majority of his posts in the moderated
group where if you don't nod in agreement, you get banned. It encourages
psycholists like him to make ever more outlandish claims, because nobody is
allowed to challenge them.

On Mon, 21 Oct 2013 14:00:10 +0100, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:

"JNugent" wrote in message
...

I am told that in about sixty thousand million years the Universe will
evaporate in a kind of heat death, as there will be not enough
quantum states left within a reasonable volume to define even an
elementary particle.
Can we please have some examples before then?

I'm not the one with the key to the vault.

That's Lord Justice Lee, that is.

I'm as impatient as you for some of these examples which, he swears,
definitely exist.

What do you expect, he makes the vast majority of his posts in the
moderated group where if you don't nod in agreement, you get banned. It
encourages psycholists like him to make ever more outlandish claims,
because nobody is allowed to challenge them.

Looks like everyone got banned.
Today my newsreader showed only ONE post in 24 hours, and NO posts the
previous 24 hours.
Oops *nearly* everyone. Sorry JN.

On 22/10/2013 08:22, Peter Keller wrote:
On Mon, 21 Oct 2013 14:00:10 +0100, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:

"JNugent" wrote in message
...

I am told that in about sixty thousand million years the Universe will
evaporate in a kind of heat death, as there will be not enough
quantum states left within a reasonable volume to define even an
elementary particle.
Can we please have some examples before then?

I'm not the one with the key to the vault.

That's Lord Justice Lee, that is.

I'm as impatient as you for some of these examples which, he swears,
definitely exist.

What do you expect, he makes the vast majority of his posts in the
moderated group where if you don't nod in agreement, you get banned. It
encourages psycholists like him to make ever more outlandish claims,
because nobody is allowed to challenge them.

Looks like everyone got banned.
Today my newsreader showed only ONE post in 24 hours, and NO posts the
previous 24 hours.
Oops *nearly* everyone. Sorry JN.

Four in the previous 24 hours, as at 16:02 BST.

[It IS still BST, isn't it?]

On Tue, 22 Oct 2013 16:02:37 +0100, JNugent wrote:

On 22/10/2013 08:22, Peter Keller wrote:
On Mon, 21 Oct 2013 14:00:10 +0100, Mentalguy2k8 wrote:

"JNugent" wrote in message
...

I am told that in about sixty thousand million years the Universe
will evaporate in a kind of heat death, as there will be not enough
quantum states left within a reasonable volume to define even an
elementary particle.
Can we please have some examples before then?

I'm not the one with the key to the vault.

That's Lord Justice Lee, that is.

I'm as impatient as you for some of these examples which, he swears,
definitely exist.

What do you expect, he makes the vast majority of his posts in the
moderated group where if you don't nod in agreement, you get banned.
It encourages psycholists like him to make ever more outlandish
claims, because nobody is allowed to challenge them.

Looks like everyone got banned.
Today my newsreader showed only ONE post in 24 hours, and NO posts the
previous 24 hours.
Oops *nearly* everyone. Sorry JN.

Four in the previous 24 hours, as at 16:02 BST.

[It IS still BST, isn't it?]

Correct.

"John Benn" writes:

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.co...line-1-3145606

psycholist

You should read Cyclecraft

/psycholist

Thank you for the advice, in addition to answering my question
p.net).

Which page(s)?

--
Mark

"Mark Williams" ] wrote in message
. ..
"John Benn" writes:

http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.co...line-1-3145606

psycholist

You should read Cyclecraft

/psycholist

Thank you for the advice, in addition to answering my question
p.net).

Which page(s)?

No idea, I have never set eyes on a copy of that cycling manual authored by
a single person, let alone read it. I stick to official publications like
the Highway Code, something psycholists don't take seriously unless it suits
them.

Are you a psycholist?

On Friday, 25 October 2013 20:57:13 UTC+1, John Benn wrote:

Are you a psycholist?

No such word, pal.

On Mon, 28 Oct 2013 03:48:52 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Friday, 25 October 2013 20:57:13 UTC+1, John Benn wrote:

Are you a psycholist?

No such word, pal.

of course there is:

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Noun - Psycholist
Pronunciation Key : psy·cho·list.
Origin: based on the outbursts of a rabid Psycholist called Guy Chapman

A cyclist who is one of a small group who frequent the news group
uk.rec.cycling they have invented their own "language" to justify their views:

Examples:
1) "cycle helmet" - they would rather pretend that such devices do not
exist; they will try and overcome their problem by using the alternative
"h*l*et" - or just "h" for short; "lids", and other alternatives may also be
used.

2) "all pedestrians should be required to wear helmets" is a common
attempt to ridicule suggestions that cyclists should wear helmets.

3) They cannot bring themselves to use the word: "facility" in the context
of a "cycling facility". Whatever the facility - they must try and ridicule it
as they will not be able to fully comprehend the benefits as seen for all road
users. This is achieved by using the alternative "farcility".

4) "Cager" is used provocatively instead of the word "motorist", in the
hope that it irritates motorists; it doesn't - it makes them laugh at the
psycholist's inadequacies.

5) "Magic paint" - only used by the most inflicted psycholists. Used to
describe signage specific to cyclists on pavements and roads. Origin unknown.

6) The word "troll" is in common usage in Usenet. However, the
psycholists have adopted it for their own use to apply to anyone who disagrees
with their ingrained and irrational views. This enables them to say "ignore
him - he is a troll" when faced with facts which are too unpalatable for the
psycholist to contemplate - never mind discuss in a sensible fashion.

7) BSO : a bicycle shaped object. If someone's bicycle is not top of the
range, costing at least £500 with disc brakes, and at least 73 LEDs at the
front and 67 when viewed from the rear, then it cannot be called a bicycle.
Anything bought from Halfrauds (sic) must be a BSO.

8) "Peloton" - a rabble of psycholists who think they are above the law.

9) Whenever they hear of a cyclist being killed in an accident - they are
obliged to say things like "My thoughts are with his/her family" when they have
had no dealings with them whatsoever. This is commonly called a wankcry.

10) It is considered bad luck to mention having a punctu hence the use
of the words "having had a visit from the P*nct*re Fairy". (Yes - these are
grown up people we are talking about!)


Not everyone who frequents the group URC is a "psycholist". Psycholists are not
very bright in general and are obliged to demonstrate that they lack common
sense; they are very good at this.

A common pseudonym for a "psycholist" is "****wit".

"Judith" wrote in message
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Anthony Bournes has given probation officers, the police and CPS a real
headache in his obsession, and it is surprising someone has not
sectioned him yet under the mental health act. Perhaps one day this
mental case will be locked up for his own safety with his stunted
"precious" to keep him company.

"Judith" wrote in message
...

Why did you wife leave you.

Do you cook meals for one.

Anthony Bournes has given probation officers, the police and CPS a real
headache in his obsession, and it is surprising someone has not
sectioned him yet under the mental health act. Perhaps one day this
mental case will be locked up for his own safety with his stunted
"precious" to keep him company.