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AG: Unexpected uses
I closed the curtains in the sewing/typing room yesterday -- those curtains usually function only as a place to file small tools and notions. The leak in the middle was held closed with a wooden clothespin stenciled "GEAR '89 Saratoga". One of the convention-goers said that he was utterly baffled that two clothespins would be included in the welcome package -- until he used them to secure his map to his handlebar bag. I don't carry clothespins on the bike, but a backpacker told me that he was once very glad that two clothespins had fallen un-noticed into his pack: the lean-to was full, and he and his companion had to improvise a tent out of their ponchos. I do keep two clothespins in my suitcase so I can make a skirt hanger out of a dress hangar in the hotel. I drill a hole into a handle of one of the pins and carry a piece of string in case I need a third hand. (The kind also called a "sewing bird", not the kind that holds your brakes closed.) Since I'm the only female cyclist on Usenet, I won't bother to explain how and why I stuff an eighteen-inch square torn out of an old pillowcase into my bra; suffice it to say that I keep a few spare sweat rags in my saddle bag. Once upon a time, Sunset Street was under Pike Lake, but the sidewalk wasn't, so I rode on the sidewalk. Just a few feet from the bridge marking the end of the flooded portion, the sidewalk dipped under the lake to cross a driveway and didn't come up again. By then the nearest place where I could cross the railroad was miles behind me, so I took off my shoes and socks and waded across the road. The water was quite clean, but I picked up a lot of sand between the edge of the flood and the place where I could sit down and put my shoes back on. I was very glad that I had a rag to dry my feet and wipe off the sand. Another time I set out to ride to Sidney, buy lunch in the orchard store, and come back through Sprawlmart. About halfway to Sidney, I put something into my middle pocket next to THERE IS NO WALLET IN THAT POCKET!!! I had left it home. I do keep a folded bill in my patch kit in case of just such an emergency, but I'd recently suffered the tragic loss of an emergency kit that was the result of forty years of refinement, and hadn't yet replaced the patch kit. Glumly, I lunched on emergency bars in Sidney, and turned around to go home. About three-fourths of the way home, I discovered that the safety pin that kept the ankle of my pants out of the chain had popped open and fallen off. No sweat, I always carry a few spare safety pins IN MY WALLET. (There are now safety pins in my emergency kit.) It turns out that a sweat rag tied around my ankle holds my pants much more neatly than a safety pin. But if I ever do it on purpose, I'll use a bandana -- people mistook the white cloth for a bandage and asked how I'd gotten hurt. And, of course, it's a comfort to know that if I run short of nose tissue, I've got a cloth handkerchief in my saddle bag. I stuff a few paper towels in there too. -- joy beeson at comcast dot net http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/ The above message is a Usenet post. I don't recall having given anyone permission to use it on a Web site. |
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AG: Repairs and Upgrades
Never throw the old one out before you are sure the new one works. -- joy beeson at comcast dot net http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/ The above message is a Usenet post. I don't recall having given anyone permission to use it on a Web site. |
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AG: Repairs and Upgrades
Joy Beeson wrote in
: Never throw the old one out before you are sure the new one works. The quick way to a full garage and cellar. -- Andrew Chaplin SIT MIHI GLADIUS SICUT SANCTO MARTINO (If you're going to e-mail me, you'll have to get "yourfinger." out.) |
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AG: Never startle anyone
"Thou shalt be predictable" is the whole of the traffic law; all else is commentary. -- joy beeson at comcast dot net http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/ The above message is a Usenet post. I don't recall having given anyone permission to use it on a Web site. |
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AG: Never startle anyone
On Sat, 26 Mar 2016 23:05:18 -0400, Joy Beeson
wrote: "Thou shalt be predictable" is the whole of the traffic law; all else is commentary. I believe that you have just uncovered the secret. -- cheers, John B. |
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AG: Never startle anyone
On 26/03/2016 11:05 PM, Joy Beeson wrote:
"Thou shalt be predictable" is the whole of the traffic law; all else is commentary. Certainly lesson one when training new club members. Right before hold a line. |
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AG: Thinking of getting a mirror because it's hard to look back?
Thinking of getting a mirror because it's hard to look back?
DON'T DO IT!!!! (Please read the all caps above in the hysterical tone you would use when you see someone about to poke his fingers into a running garbage disposer. A certain amount of hysteria in the rest of this post might not be amiss.) A MIRROR IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR LOOKING BACK. A mirror is for monitoring the situation behind you. Sometimes it helps you to time looking back for the most-effective moment, but using a mirror never replaces a glance over your shoulder. So don't buy a mirror until you have mastered looking back. Using a mirror too soon will prevent you from learning a vital skill. Well, if you *can't* look back because you've got ankylosing spondylitis, a mirror won't make your situation worse. -- joy beeson at comcast dot net http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/ The above message is a Usenet post. I don't recall having given anyone permission to use it on a Web site. |
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AG: Making a scarf into a coif
When I was a girl, little girls wore scarves on their heads in cold
weather. The scarves were tied in what later came to be called "babushka" style: Fold a square in half, drape the middle of the fold over the top of your head, tie a square knot under the chin. Short of a fur-lined aviator's helmet, this was the warmest way to cover a head that we knew of. After growing up, I found a warmer way: instead of tying the scarf and leaving drafts around the knot, overlap the corners under one's chin, tucking one corner under the other, then pin the other near one's ear. Which is all very well when walking, but it tends to billow out into the field of view of one's helmet mirror. Using a large scarf, crossing the corners under the chin, and tying them together in the back keeps everything smooth and close to the head. But with a thick scarf, that leads to a pile-up around the neck. Solution: put on a thick scarf just large enough to pin under the chin. Cover it with a thinner three-cornered scarf the size of a triangle bandage or boy-scout neckerchief. The triangle scarf can also be worn over a balaclava to keep the wind from whistling through. (Or to keep one's helmet pads from sticking to the wool when you try to slide the helmet into place.) Or the triangle scarf can be lined with a thick lambswool scarf too small to pin under the chin. The traditional triangle bandage is made by tearing a forty-inch (one meter) square out of an old sheet, then cutting the square corner-to-corner to make two bandages. A scarf or neckerchief can be made by hemming the triangle. To get a forty-inch square out of a thirty-nine inch fabric, straighten the end, mark each selvage one inch from the straight end and draw your bias line from there -- you'll get half of a forty-inch square with one corner nipped off; when hemming, nip and fold the other corner to match. (If this isn't elaborately discussed in "Rough Sewing: Flat Things", nag me.) ================================================== ================== Now to the subject line: when it's *really* cold, tie the triangle scarf forward of the babushka position, so that it projects around your face about as far as the brim of a hat. This cuts off your peripheral vision, so grab the brim in the middle of each cheek and tuck the edge under, folding back to where the scarf lies smooth against your head. Continue this fold upward until it turns into a dart that pulls the brim at the top down against your forehead. Now everything is smooth and out of your way, and a great deal of your face is protected from the cold breeze. (Put stiff grease such as Vaseline or stick-type sunscreen over the exposed portions.) The result looks very like the coif worn under armor in the middle ages. This too, is under-armor; I suspect that a hat is needed to keep it from unfolding. Since I can't do without a hat to shade my eyes, I've never tried wearing a coif on its own. -- joy beeson at comcast dot net http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/ The above message is a Usenet post. I don't recall having given anyone permission to use it on a Web site. |
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AG: Doorways
I've noticed another difference between the flatfoot and the road bike. Back when I belonged to a health club and parked the road bike in their airlock, I could hold the door open with my back while I pushed the bike through. I can't even reach the door -- and it's a panic-bar door -- when I'm pushing the flatfoot. I must lower the kickstand, park the flatfoot, open the door, lower the doorstop, go back for the flatfoot, park the flatfoot, and go back to kick up the doorstop and close the door. Back when I parked the road bike inside, I always pretended to be searching for something in my panniers until I was quite alone. Someone who sees you struggling with a burden invariably wants to help, and he invariably stands in the doorway while holding the door open. Once I left or arrived just as the special bus delivered a woman on crutches. When I stood behind the door to hold it open for her, she got the most *astounded* expression on her face. -- joy beeson at comcast dot net http://wlweather.net/PAGEJOY/ The above message is a Usenet post. I don't recall having given anyone permission to use it on a Web site. |
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AG: Doorways
Joy Beeson wrote in
: I must lower the kickstand[....] "Kickstand"? Heaven forefend! -- Andrew Chaplin SIT MIHI GLADIUS SICUT SANCTO MARTINO (If you're going to e-mail me, you'll have to get "yourfinger." out.) |
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