Quote of the day (from non-riders)

Trials biker after seeing me jump off a concrete barrier: "How do you
keep from squashing your nuts!?"
Me: "I use those for cushioning!"


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evil-nick

Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total
obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and
through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see
its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will
remain.

* Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear.

I'm late for checkers with the Dalai Lama!

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evil-nick wrote:
Trials biker after seeing me jump off a concrete barrier: "How do you
keep from squashing your nuts!?"
Me: "I use those for cushioning!"



hahahahahaahahahahaha
-falls out of chair laughing-
Can I use that?


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monkeyman

GhettoSmurf wrote:
you eat stuff like to remind you of stuff.


'just' (http://oldeenglish.org/gymclass.html) about the coolest thing
I've ever seen
I am an MRian prophet, follower of 768
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(shouted by three skater girls while a few of us were out riding)

"Is this a ****ing circus?!"

Then they ran away..


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I was at the 'Cracker Barrel' restaurant, wearing ' my favorite T-shirt:
Unicyclist.com ' (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/member.php?u=7501)

The casher was interested if I really could ride a unicycle, and was
impressed when I said "yes'. Then the young store manager spoke up and
said that him and his BMX ridding buddies know about a great unicyclist
named Kris Holm. It's cool that the two wheel riders are showing
respect.


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Chrashing

Regards,
Ken ... a recreational unicycle enthusiast... Please wear a helmet!
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"you do know you are going to have to learn chinese"

(my neighbor, who proceeded to explain to me that they will no longer
be allowing circuses anywhere save for china)

yes, i was very polite to him while i thought wtf??!!?

and i already speak a little japanese although i kinda didn't fancy
continuing the conversation.

...i just nod and smile- if people want to think i'm a monkey, i don't
often try to change their opinion- it's more often than not not worth
the hassle.


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epistolize

my sig is a squiggle, but my keyboard like a trusty secretary always
organises my thoughts into lines of legible text in files so I can
scream and beat up on my computer when it crashes and I haven't backed
up.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? 'Bite Me'
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I have outgrown the circus (if not the comments). The other day I was
traversing a small grassy hill on my evil-looking KH24 and with all
the safety gear on, when a young boy loudly commented:

"Whoa! They can't even do that in the circus! Whoa!"

we got a can of fosters thrown at us in southport

it hit mark or ric i cant remember whitch :S

danm drunkern teenagers


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dale_dale

biggest set/gap = 4 set
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dale_dale wrote:
we got a can of fosters thrown at us in southport

it hit mark or ric i cant remember whitch :S

danm drunkern teenagers


thats nothing i goot a full can of coke thrown at me today unopened i
caught it and drankit infront of the guy
PS this happend while buscking round drunks and i made $26


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dan de man

James_Potter wrote:
Each end has to eat. What goes in one end, comes out the other.
Therefore, whatever end A eats, let's call him Fred, what Fred eats has
to come out of side 2, let's call him Charlie. Whatever Charlie eats
must come out of Fred.

It's gruesome, I know. But the truth hurts sometimes.
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dan de man wrote:
thats nothing i goot a full can of coke thrown at me today unopened i
caught it and drankit infront of the guy
PS this happend while buscking round drunks and i made $26





haha

that must have been ace i bet he was angry


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some comments I have gotten a "can you ride that?" (as I ride by),
(Comment made by a skateboarder in the park) "Can you do an Ollie?"
(from a pair of bicyclists one to the other) "Now thats the ways to
ride!"
(a comment recived whilst riding in my own neighborhood) "Hey no
Unicycles allowed!!"
(comment by a guy from school as I rode up) "Now that takes Balls."
(comment from a friend) "WHY!!"
Well that's all that I can remember right now


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Ducttape

*\"YOU'VE LOST A WHEEL!\" \"Don't be daft, where would I put a second
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