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  #11  
Old August 30th 05, 08:38 AM
Johnny ReBike
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On 29-Aug-2005, "Al Luminium" wrote:

So post away, coward. But just remember, you are irrelevant and
nobody cares about you.


Who the fock are you Leif?


Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] sez - Leif is Clitoris
Lee Jr.

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Old August 30th 05, 09:09 PM
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Hey Johnny,

You related to that hip Rebike rider on the Chicago Lakefront sporting
ugly coroplast yellow fenders and ripping up the pavement at 25 mph at
times?

Flabby

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Old August 31st 05, 01:02 AM
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On 30-Aug-2005, wrote:

Hey Johnny,

You related to that hip Rebike rider on the Chicago Lakefront sporting
ugly coroplast yellow fenders and ripping up the pavement at 25 mph at
times?

Flabby


No, but I have a pretty good idea which Monkey you are talking about.

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Old August 31st 05, 01:40 AM
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Who the fock are you Leif? The blunt end of the battering ram on G Bush's
war on intelligence?



I am unaware that Bush has waged such a war. But I do find it
interesting that you've included him along with John Wayne in your
insult to me.

You are just
some little obnoxious dip**** with an oversized ego deluding yourself with
your wannbe John Wayne swagger and rapier sharp wit.


No, I'm merely responding to the tiresome posts of your heroes, "the
Johnnys". And for this, I'm an asshole.

At
least the Johnnys are funny in their parodies of themselves.



You're right, Al. These posts are hysterical. I especially like:

"Impotent old men that don't bathe themselves are not
worthy of the FASTEST STOCK BIKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."


"A lot of people on ARBR think you should go and f..., er copulate with
yourself."


"All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin."


But my all time favorite is:

'Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] sez - Leif is Clitoris
Lee Jr."


LOL!!! Man is that humor or what?

Hey and speaking of parodies, I love yours, "Al Luminium". It's
perfect for you! A soft, pliable, comparatively weak metal for a soft,
pliable person of comparatively weak mettle.

Now quickly, Al, run back to the safety of newsfeeds.com and rejoin the
circle jerk still in progress with your friends, the Johnnys. When
you're all done, wipe off and think long and hard about a really good
retort. Maybe even throw in Gerorge Bush and John Wayne again....or
some other threatening icon of American machismo. That is, after all,
what this is all about now isn't it, Mr. soft, weak, pliable metal?

I thought so.

Who the fock are you Leif?


I'm your worst focking nightmare. Now go fock yourself.

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Old August 31st 05, 09:01 AM
Johnny ReBike
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On 30-Aug-2005, "Leif" wrote:

You're right, Al. These posts are hysterical. I especially like:

"Impotent old men that don't bathe themselves are not
worthy of the FASTEST STOCK BIKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."


"A lot of people on ARBR think you should go and f..., er copulate with
yourself."


"All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin."


Yo leif, dolan was the one who bragged about being focking filthy, a monkey
has better grooming than mr ed.

Only the truly ignorant, out of the loop people think Ed Gin is Johnny NoCom
[Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe]. Monkeys know better. Even slow
Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] knows that much about
Monkeys.

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Old August 31st 05, 11:48 PM
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Hey and speaking of parodies, I love yours, "Al Luminium". It's
perfect for you! A soft, pliable, comparatively weak metal for a soft,
pliable person of comparatively weak mettle.


Who the fock are you Leif?


I'm your worst focking nightmare. Now go fock yourself.


Reflect on those metal properties the next time you board that metal bird
mister structural engineer.
Have a nice day Leif.
Al




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Old September 1st 05, 03:02 AM
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Reflect on those metal properties the next time you board that metal bird
mister structural engineer.
Have a nice day Leif.
Al


O.K., Al. But until that time, let's reflect on your response.

The properties of aluminum, like you, Mr. "Al Luminium", are soft,
pliable, and weak, compared to stronger metals (or in your case,
mettles). A long time ago, really smart people figured out that they
could take advantage of aluminum's lightness when they structured (or
yes, "engineered") it to maximize its strength. Now they can make all
kinds of things out of it from beer cans to air planes, and yes, even
recumbent bikes.

But gee whiz, Al, why the hell do I have to explain all this to you?
This stuff's common knowledge; no degree in "structural engineering"
needed.

Also, I'm aware that in the UK, it is sometimes pronounced "Aluminium",
with the "ium" at the end. Do they spell it this way too?

I'm sure I could easily find out if I just took the time to open up a
dictionary, but I suspect your response will be worth not having taken
the effort. Who knows, maybe you'll somehow tie George Bush in to it
too.

-L

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Old September 1st 05, 05:22 AM
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"Johnny ReBike" wrote in message
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On 30-Aug-2005, "Leif" wrote:

You're right, Al. These posts are hysterical. I especially like:

"Impotent old men that don't bathe themselves are not
worthy of the FASTEST STOCK BIKE IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE."


"A lot of people on ARBR think you should go and f..., er copulate with
yourself."


"All Monkeys on the Island know Johnny NoCom [Fastest
Stock Bike in the Known Universe] is not Ed Gin."


Yo leif, dolan was the one who bragged about being focking filthy, a
monkey
has better grooming than mr ed.


My post was all about the idiocy of those who think cleanliness is next to
Godliness. Since I am next to God Himself, I know this to be false.
Cleanliness is NOT next to Godliness and those who think it is are just
simple minded folks who do not know any better. A bit of sweat from cycling
never hurt anybody.

Only the truly ignorant, out of the loop people think Ed Gin is Johnny
NoCom
[Fastest Stock Bike in the Known Universe]. Monkeys know better. Even slow
Johnny ReBike [Slowest Bike in the Known Universe] knows that much about
Monkeys.


Any one who posts to this group under the name "Johnny" whatever is Ed Gin -
make no mistake about that. As far as I am concerned he is free to say
anything he wants as long as he does not steal other's names and addresses.
That is criminal behavior pure and simple. Sock puppets are also a bore and
an insult to the adult mentality. Surely there must be some newsgroups for
children where such as Ed Gin can be accomodated.

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Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota



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Old September 1st 05, 02:33 PM
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in message
...

....

I thought you had bid us farewell. Is my understanding of goodbye
incomplete?

By the way Ed, we can easily tell a saint by his or her actions. It is not
necessary for you to tell us in your signature that you are a saint. I dare
say that a real saint wouldn't do it. I believe that pride is one of the
seven deadly sins.

Now I, myself, indulge in many of the big seven but then, I make no claims
to sainthood nor do I aspire to it.

Jeff


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Old September 1st 05, 03:31 PM
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Jeff Grippe wrote:

By the way Ed, we can easily tell a saint by his or her actions. It
is not necessary for you to tell us in your signature that you are a
saint. I dare say that a real saint wouldn't do it. I believe that
pride is one of the seven deadly sins.


One important means of distinguishing between a saint and ordinarry
riff-raff is that saints are, without exception, dead.

Still, we can live in hope, eh?

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Pope Urban VIII (decd.)


 




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