Does riding a bicycle cause impotence?

You know, rumors abound and they are not helping the bipedal species
(those on two wheels), so we must dispel such rumors and expose the
REAL CAUSE OF IMPOTENCE... Or else the Banana Revolution would be in
danger.

Originally Posted by coasting
"riding bicycles causes impotence. now that is a good way to control
population growth."

Only when your date is like this...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b.../ugly_lady.jpg


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First Decree of the Revolution: Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law-
abiding vehicles, with colorful clothing, and all other vehicles shall
leave the lane 30' before and after the bicycle.

http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

On Aug 9, 1:31*pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
You know, rumors abound

You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and
subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would
say: most certainly!

On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote:
On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:

You know, rumors abound

You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and
subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would
say: most certainly!

So the rumors are true or not.

Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement.

On Aug 9, 12:31*pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote:
You know, rumors abound and they are not helping the bipedal species
(those on two wheels), so we must dispel such rumors and expose the
REAL CAUSE OF IMPOTENCE... Or else the Banana Revolution would be in
danger.

Originally Posted by coasting
"riding bicycles causes impotence. now that is a good way to control
population growth."

Only when your date is like this...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b.../ugly_lady.jpg

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First Decree of the Revolution: Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law-
abiding vehicles, with colorful clothing, and all other vehicles shall
leave the lane 30' before and after the bicycle.

*http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution


I think the impotence-thing is only relevant to unicyclists?

On Aug 9, 6:19*pm, Cully J wrote:
On Aug 9, 12:31*pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote:





You know, rumors abound and they are not helping the bipedal species
(those on two wheels), so we must dispel such rumors and expose the
REAL CAUSE OF IMPOTENCE... Or else the Banana Revolution would be in
danger.

Originally Posted by coasting
"riding bicycles causes impotence. now that is a good way to control
population growth."

Only when your date is like this...

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/b.../ugly_lady.jpg

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First Decree of the Revolution: Cyclists shall TAKE THE LANE as law-
abiding vehicles, with colorful clothing, and all other vehicles shall
leave the lane 30' before and after the bicycle.

*http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution

I think the impotence-thing is only relevant to unicyclists?- Hide quoted text -

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I'd never try that sport.

Neither would I try Sport Utility Vehicles.

On Aug 9, 6:35 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote:

On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:

You know, rumors abound

You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and
subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would
say: most certainly!

So the rumors are true or not.

Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement.

Well, since one of the groups you posted this to was
alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent I would say we as a group don't have that
problem That's one of the many joys of the recumbent platform, the
only thing preventing us from having sex is lack of energy after the
many long rides we take and lack of a willing partner (especially if
she was riding with on those long rides).

We WILL take over the world as we live longer iand/i retain the
ability to reproduce

Opus wrote:
On Aug 9, 6:35 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote:

On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:
You know, rumors abound
You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and
subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would
say: most certainly!
So the rumors are true or not.

Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement.

Well, since one of the groups you posted this to was
alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent I would say we as a group don't have that
problem That's one of the many joys of the recumbent platform, the
only thing preventing us from having sex is lack of energy after the
many long rides we take and lack of a willing partner (especially if
she was riding with on those long rides).

We WILL take over the world as we live longer iand/i retain the
ability to reproduce


Is this a reccomendation for recumbent trikes or even a pedicab turned
in to a lurve nest?
Bonking on a Brox?
Tiffin on a Trice?
(wanted to use 'cunnilingus on a Christiana' but despite being able to
carry a bed they are upright)

The HP Velotechnik Scorpion even resembles something you'd get at an
S&M specialist.



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Come to Dave & Boris - your cycle security experts.

On Aug 10, 12:24*pm, Opus wrote:
On Aug 9, 6:35 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:

On Aug 9, 2:27 pm, Norman wrote:

On Aug 9, 1:31 pm, ComandanteBanana wrote:

You know, rumors abound

You know, based on the 6 (six) boners I had (and
subsequently relieved) before breakfast, I would
say: most certainly!

So the rumors are true or not.

Population control would be good, but not lack of excitement.

Well, since one of the groups you posted this to was
alt.rec.bicycles.recumbent I would say we as a group don't have that
problem That's one of the many joys of the recumbent platform, the
only thing preventing us from having sex is lack of energy after the
many long rides we take and lack of a willing partner (especially if
she was riding with on those long rides).

We WILL take over the world as we live longer iand/i retain the
ability to reproduce

The closer I can get to your camp is... a "Day 6 Bike."

Damn, that thing is comfortable! But it's only a SEMI recumbent.

Would you consider though to checking into my camp?

"You don't want to waste time and money shopping. You know riding a
chopper is best. Go chopping!"

http://www.zazzle.com/chopping_tshir...78792087261015

Hey, I'm selling an Electra Amsterdam today (maybe) and that Day 6
appeals to me. But don't forget to go chopping with those ape hangers
once in a while!

Originally Posted by seawind161
"I am 62 years old and very interested in this subject.

Please arrange for attractive 20-30 year-old female volunteers to be
sent to my home so that we may immediately begin research.

Anything for the cause..."

***

We should be doing an experiment like to perpetuate the bipedal
species. We should be able to keep the birth rate higher than the
death rate in road accidents!

On Aug 11, 2:35 pm, ComandanteBanana
wrote:
Originally Posted by seawind161
"I am 62 years old and very interested in this subject.

Please arrange for attractive 20-30 year-old female volunteers to be
sent to my home so that we may immediately begin research.

Anything for the cause..."

***

We should be doing an experiment like to perpetuate the bipedal
species. We should be able to keep the birth rate higher than the
death rate in road accidents!

Keeping the birth rate higher than the fatal "accident" rate is not
the issue, "only" 40K humans are killed by motor vehicles in the US
every year, and of that only about 700 (+/-) every year are riding
bicycles. Natural causes are still more likely to get you than Bubba
in a car will, and they will probably get Bubba at a younger age than
you.