Paddy the Bolshevic

Paddy was a Bolshie,
One of Lenin's Lads
'Till he was quickly deposed
By ASO supporting Lads.

So they dressed him in a Nighty
And put a Harp into his hand,
And he Played the UCI Anthem
In the Hallelujah Band.

But God was one day walking
Around the borders of the State,
When who should he see but Paddy
Chalking Slogans on the Gate

So they tried him with a Jury,
Judged by the Holy Ghost
For spreading Dissention
Amongst the Heavenly Host

The verdict it was "Guilty"
As plain it is to tell.
So he lifted his Nighty over his head
And He floated down to Hell.

Now Years have gone by,
And Paddy's doing well.
He's Verbruggen's Representative,
For the whole of UCI Hell

--
Davey Crockett
-
Driving a Stake through the
Heart of the Politically Correct
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