Strangely

Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.
Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?
Still, perhaps he is too busy advising the Met.

On Dec 4, 7:50*am, Tosspot wrote:
On 04/12/11 01:21, Squashme wrote:



Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.
Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?
Still, perhaps he is too busy advising the Met.

Who is this Dave people keep talking about?

Ah.
How soon they are forgotten.

--
Simon Mason

On 04/12/2011 00:21, Squashme wrote:

Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.

Why would I encourage cycling?


Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?


The post was about a child's toy idiot. Which part of "Grandson's bike"
confused your addled little brain?

Still, perhaps he is too busy advising the Met.

Too busy trying to explain simple things to thick bicyclists.


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Dec 4, 11:23*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:
On 04/12/2011 00:21, Squashme wrote:



Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.

Why would I encourage cycling?

Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?

The post was about a child's toy idiot. *Which part of "Grandson's bike"
confused your addled little brain?

Strange how the decent denizens of uk.diy discussed it sensibly and
intelligently, despite your opinions.
And what is a "child's toy idiot"? Some sort of a plastic Chinese-
made Dave, with a very limited and repetitive sound chip, pre-loaded
with:-
"Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of
transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for
the poor and/or strange," and:-
"Whats a Police medic Dougwit? My daughter is a Staff Officer with
London Ambulance Service and says there is no such thing. So the whole
thing is a pack of lies by the sound of it?"

On 04/12/2011 14:51, Squashme wrote:
On Dec 4, 11:23 am, Dave - Cyclists
wrote:
On 04/12/2011 00:21, Squashme wrote:



Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.

Why would I encourage cycling?

Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?

The post was about a child's toy idiot. Which part of "Grandson's bike"
confused your addled little brain?

Strange how the decent denizens of uk.diy discussed it sensibly and
intelligently, despite your opinions.

My opinions on DIY?




And what is a "child's toy idiot"? Some sort of a plastic Chinese-
made Dave, with a very limited and repetitive sound chip, pre-loaded
with:-
"Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of
transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for
the poor and/or strange,"

Comprehension never was your strong point was it?

A push bike is a child's toy.
You are an idiot.

Got it now?


--
Dave - Cyclists VOR. "Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a
legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
vehicle fit only for the poor and/or strange," Dave Horton - Lancaster
University

On Dec 4, 2:51*pm, Squashme wrote:
On Dec 4, 11:23*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 04/12/2011 00:21, Squashme wrote:

Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.

Why would I encourage cycling?

Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?

The post was about a child's toy idiot. *Which part of "Grandson's bike"
confused your addled little brain?

Strange how the decent denizens of uk.diy discussed it sensibly and
intelligently, despite your opinions.
*And what is a "child's toy idiot"? Some sort of a plastic Chinese-
made Dave, with a very limited and repetitive sound chip, pre-loaded
with:-
*"Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of
transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for
the poor and/or strange," and:-
"Whats a Police medic Dougwit? My daughter is a Staff Officer with
London Ambulance Service and says there is no such thing. So the whole
thing is a pack of lies by the sound of it?"

Dave is sensible in the diy group as he has to agree with his peers so
he can get work to put gruel on the table.
He only acts thick on the cycling newsgroup to fit in with a handyman
stereotype,


--
Simon Mason

On Sun, 04 Dec 2011 11:23:13 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:




The post was about a child's toy idiot.

It is a pity that you are very insecure and the only means of gaining the
upper hand is to blab about something not related to the question.



--
An oft-repeated lie is still a lie.

On Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:53:01 +0000, Dave - Cyclists VOR wrote:



A push bike is a child's toy.

Thank God! A child's toy is a very useful form of transport for many
things.

You are an idiot.

And it is a very great honour to be idiotted by the vorephilic dave.

Got it now?

Oh yes. I have got how you always change the subject to ****wits and
****s when the going gets tough.



--
An oft-repeated lie is still a lie.

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...

Dave is sensible in the diy group as he has to agree with his peers so
he can get work to put gruel on the table.
He only acts thick on the cycling newsgroup to fit in with a handyman
stereotype,

More goading from Simple Simon. You reap what you sow.

On Sun, 4 Dec 2011 19:12:34 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Dec 4, 2:51*pm, Squashme wrote:
On Dec 4, 11:23*am, Dave - Cyclists VOR
wrote:

On 04/12/2011 00:21, Squashme wrote:

Strangely, over on uk.diy they have been discussing bike brakes for a
couple of days, with no input from Dave VOR.

Why would I encourage cycling?

Surely he should tell them that toys don't need brakes?

The post was about a child's toy idiot. *Which part of "Grandson's bike"
confused your addled little brain?

Strange how the decent denizens of uk.diy discussed it sensibly and
intelligently, despite your opinions.
*And what is a "child's toy idiot"? Some sort of a plastic Chinese-
made Dave, with a very limited and repetitive sound chip, pre-loaded
with:-
*"Many people barely recognise the bicycle as a legitimate mode of
transport; it is either a toy for children or a vehicle fit only for
the poor and/or strange," and:-
"Whats a Police medic Dougwit? My daughter is a Staff Officer with
London Ambulance Service and says there is no such thing. So the whole
thing is a pack of lies by the sound of it?"

Dave is sensible in the diy group as he has to agree with his peers so
he can get work to put gruel on the table.
He only acts thick on the cycling newsgroup to fit in with a handyman
stereotype,

He's just called them all "****wits".