OFF TOPIC FUN - The TROLL, Rear-ended

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 7:20 pm, CowPunk wrote:
On Mar 25, 3:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:

Dear SPAMWARD,

I'm really starting to feel sorry for you. It's not a pretty sight
from out here, to watch you post and then reply to your own post...
Please see a doctor. Soon.

CowPunk

For Ed to seek professional help, it would be necessary for him to
first recognize that he has a problem and is in need of help. This
recognition will never happen. The more I read of Dolan's trash, the
more I become convinced that he is genuinely mentally ill ... pitiful
really. Just like there comes a time when the keys have to be taken
from a driver, I wish someone would confiscate his computer. Then at
least his problem wouldn't be imposed on others.

The only sick one here is JM. Imagine stalking a perfect stranger. Just how
absurd can one get!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 4:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 10:08 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
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Nope! You raised the issue of his character which I answered. You
trust
him,
I don't!

I refer you to what I already wrote above. You have failed once again
to address the comments I made. I did not specifically comment about
the Wayne's character. I don't know him personally and have no basis
upon which to even have an informed opinion in that regard, but I did
make a logical assumption to counter your less than logical assumption
and assertion that a visit to Wayne's website would result in the
contraction of a virus. The burden of proof rest squarely on the
shoulders of the accuser ... so prove it. Been there done than ... no
parasitic code. The only parasite is you.

You trust him enough to go to his website. I don't. I base my distrust of
him on his poetry of ****, **** and **** which goes directly to the
question
of his character.

Not trusting the man is not reason enough for you to caution others
not to pay the man's website for fear that they will contract a virus
unless you can prove what you say is true and you have failed to do
that. As Tom Sherman would say ... Where's your proof? FACT: No one
has contracted a virus from visiting Wayne's website as you surmised
they would and even were so bold as to emphatically proclaimed they
would. Then again, you proclaim lots of crap only to be proven wrong
time and time again. So much for your integrity, reliability and
trustworthiness. You have nothing but prose upon which to base your
inane assumption? And from this rather shaky foundation, make a
quantum leap of logic to arrive and a less that reasonable
conclusion? Do you even have a single brain cell still firing? I
cant imagine that a moron like you would ever or should ever be picked
to serve on a jury the way you reason or don't as the case may be.
You are one sorry old *******. That much is obvious.

Everyone can make up their own minds about the safety of going to a
scumbag's website. Frankly, I think it is better to be safe than sorry.
[...]

I am here 24 hours a day for Wayne Leggett. It is interesting to engage
him
as he is some sort of idiot savant. He only comes to life when he writes
verse. Too bad he does not have brains enough to stay off the subjects of
****, **** and ****. He needs to write about love and death. What other
subjects are there for a poet!

Too bad you don't have the brains, or even the common sense, to stay
off subjects with which you have little or no expertise.

The Great Ed Dolan fears no subject. How could he since he knows something
about everything. He is a true dilettante and Renaissance man.

Why must you always contradict yourself? The conundrum
continues.

I am only into saying what I want to say, not what you want me to say.
There
is no conundrum once you realize that.

Your consistent contradiction of yourself is a conundrum. Your
inability to recognize that as a conundrum is itself a conundrum.

A conundrum is a conundrum is a conundrum. A conundrum by any other name is
not a conundrum.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Mar 25, 10:35 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 3:50 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
It is impossible to communicate anything to a blockhead. Ever hear of
tongue-in-cheek? How about hyperbole? Or satire or self mockery? JM is a
sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego always
gets
in the way.

Ever here of talking out both sides of your mouth or talking out your
ass? Ever here of honesty, integrity and truthfulness? Is it any
wonder why you are so poorly regarded? Speaking of ego ... you're not
the genius you fancy yourself to be. You're a joke and a fool.

"JM is a sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego
always gets
in the way." - Ed Dolan
[...]

ED is an insensitive soul whose less than delicate ego does not think
that criticism of his GRATEness is warranted or applicable.

I regard you as nothing more nor less than an
earnest fool, a foil for what I want to say to one and all.

And I regard you as nothing more no less than a fool who is never
earnest.

You are right about me never being earnest, at least not on Usenet.

But the fact

remains that you are indeed a stalker. I am an equal opportunity offender
and have no particular interest in any single individual.

And, the fact remains that you are a parasitic troll and spammer who
has a concentrated interest in a select small group of individuals.
Don't feel so persecuted Ed. You have earned and deserve all the
grief that comes you way from those that you, the equal opportunity
offender, has offended or annoyed.

Nope, I have no more interest in someone who has been on Usenet for years
than I do in the newest of newbies. They are all grist for my mill just as
you are. You ought to know by now that the only person I have any interest
in is MYSELF!
[...]

Nope. you have difficulty in refraining from mentioning Ed Gin who
has long departed this news groups and you lament when Tom Sherman
goes silent for any length of time fearing that he has left for good.
You are so full of ****, Dolan. If your egocentric self is only
interested in yourself, then take leave of here and pass the time
contemplating your navel until the grim reaper comes a visitin'.

I am getting exactly what I want from these cycling newsgroups. Even you
are
nothing but grist for my mill.

... and you mine. For you, newsgroups are not unlike a fix which a
junkie needs. You should talk to your therapist about this sick
obsession of yours. Should you ever lose your internet connection
there would be nothing left for you to live for.

I lived for some 65 years without a computer and Internet connection and
never missed a thing.

Prove that you can pick up where you left off. Donate your computer
to the local school and see if you can live without it again. If you
can, what will never be missed is your ARBR absence.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Mar 25, 10:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 4:07 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 10:08 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
Nope! You raised the issue of his character which I answered. You
trust
him,
I don't!

I refer you to what I already wrote above. You have failed once again
to address the comments I made. I did not specifically comment about
the Wayne's character. I don't know him personally and have no basis
upon which to even have an informed opinion in that regard, but I did
make a logical assumption to counter your less than logical assumption
and assertion that a visit to Wayne's website would result in the
contraction of a virus. The burden of proof rest squarely on the
shoulders of the accuser ... so prove it. Been there done than ... no
parasitic code. The only parasite is you.

You trust him enough to go to his website. I don't. I base my distrust of
him on his poetry of ****, **** and **** which goes directly to the
question
of his character.

Not trusting the man is not reason enough for you to caution others
not to pay the man's website for fear that they will contract a virus
unless you can prove what you say is true and you have failed to do
that. As Tom Sherman would say ... Where's your proof? FACT: No one
has contracted a virus from visiting Wayne's website as you surmised
they would and even were so bold as to emphatically proclaimed they
would. Then again, you proclaim lots of crap only to be proven wrong
time and time again. So much for your integrity, reliability and
trustworthiness. You have nothing but prose upon which to base your
inane assumption? And from this rather shaky foundation, make a
quantum leap of logic to arrive and a less that reasonable
conclusion? Do you even have a single brain cell still firing? I
cant imagine that a moron like you would ever or should ever be picked
to serve on a jury the way you reason or don't as the case may be.
You are one sorry old *******. That much is obvious.

Everyone can make up their own minds about the safety of going to a
scumbag's website. Frankly, I think it is better to be safe than sorry.
[...]

I am here 24 hours a day for Wayne Leggett. It is interesting to engage
him
as he is some sort of idiot savant. He only comes to life when he writes
verse. Too bad he does not have brains enough to stay off the subjects of
****, **** and ****. He needs to write about love and death. What other
subjects are there for a poet!

Too bad you don't have the brains, or even the common sense, to stay
off subjects with which you have little or no expertise.

The Great Ed Dolan fears no subject. How could he since he knows something
about everything. He is a true dilettante and Renaissance man.

Know something about everything? ... bravo for confirming that you are
a certified megalomaniac. The operative word here is dilettante and
it suits you quite well for you are indeed a rank amateur who engages
in an activity with frivolous, superficial interest and intention, and
with deliberate misleading impression, purport to posses some level of
expertise. Homo Universalis (Renaissance man) you are only in your
unrestrained, overactive imagination.

Why must you always contradict yourself? The conundrum
continues.

I am only into saying what I want to say, not what you want me to say.
There
is no conundrum once you realize that.

Your consistent contradiction of yourself is a conundrum. Your
inability to recognize that as a conundrum is itself a conundrum.

A conundrum is a conundrum is a conundrum. A conundrum by any other name is
not a conundrum.

What? Well thanks just the same for making my point.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 10:35 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
"JM is a sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego
always gets
in the way." - Ed Dolan
[...]

ED is an insensitive soul whose less than delicate ego does not think
that criticism of his GRATEness is warranted or applicable.

The Great Ed Dolan thrives on criticism whether of himself or others. But
all JM does is name call, the hallmark of a stalker. Tom Keats of Vancouver,
Canada is more on point than you can ever hope to be. JM needs to do less
writing and more thinking.
[...]

Nope, I have no more interest in someone who has been on Usenet for years
than I do in the newest of newbies. They are all grist for my mill just
as
you are. You ought to know by now that the only person I have any
interest
in is MYSELF!
[...]

Nope. you have difficulty in refraining from mentioning Ed Gin who
has long departed this news groups and you lament when Tom Sherman
goes silent for any length of time fearing that he has left for good.

I have to take advantage of whatever fools present themselves, but even so I
have no interest in them just as I have no interest in you. I am only
interested in MYSELF!

You are so full of ****, Dolan. If your egocentric self is only
interested in yourself, then take leave of here and pass the time
contemplating your navel until the grim reaper comes a visitin'.

It would be shameful, and indeed sinful, to exclude the numbskulls of ARBR
from My Greatness. After all, we Great Ones have our responsibilities to
uphold and our duties to perform. Noblesse oblige you know.
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"JimmyMac" wrote in message
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On Mar 25, 10:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
The Great Ed Dolan fears no subject. How could he since he knows
something
about everything. He is a true dilettante and Renaissance man.

Know something about everything? ... bravo for confirming that you are
a certified megalomaniac. The operative word here is dilettante and
it suits you quite well for you are indeed a rank amateur who engages
in an activity with frivolous, superficial interest and intention, and
with deliberate misleading impression, purport to posses some level of
expertise. Homo Universalis (Renaissance man) you are only in your
unrestrained, overactive imagination.

I take great pride in my status as a dilettante. I disdain experts, except
when I need them for something specific of course. Everyone can choose for
themselves which they would rather be, someone who knows a lot about a
little (your typical expert) or someone who knows a little about a lot (your
dilettante).

There are no more Renaissance men left in the world of today. That
phenomenon, one who knows all there is to know, went out with the
Renaissance itself. The advent of science makes it impossible for anyone to
know much at all against the background of what there is to know. But life
is short and we all of us go to our graves almost as ignorant as we were
when we came into the world. Thus spake Zarathustra.
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Little Meow" wrote in message
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"Edward Dolan" wrote in
news:97udnfY4WOSA_XTanZ2dnUVZ_jqdnZ2d@prairiewave. com:

What did I write?

Boil up some more spam, Eddy!

we need to vomit.

We didn't tell you to eat it, Eddy.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought
of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of
this earth. And did I mention you smell?

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality
forgot.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Mar 26, 9:48 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 10:35 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
"JM is a sensitive soul who cannot take any criticism. His delicate ego
always gets
in the way." - Ed Dolan
[...]

ED is an insensitive soul whose less than delicate ego does not think
that criticism of his GRATEness is warranted or applicable.

The Great Ed Dolan thrives on criticism whether of himself or others. But
all JM does is name call, the hallmark of a stalker. Tom Keats of Vancouver,
Canada is more on point than you can ever hope to be. JM needs to do less
writing and more thinking.
[...]

and, to think that all this time I though I was being critical of the
man. Maybe Dolan is just not perceptive enough to recognize criticism
when it is delivered. What Ed needs is to do some thinking outside
the box ... the box that the misanthropic troglodyte inherited from
his parents.

Nope, I have no more interest in someone who has been on Usenet for years
than I do in the newest of newbies. They are all grist for my mill just
as
you are. You ought to know by now that the only person I have any
interest
in is MYSELF!
[...]

Nope. you have difficulty in refraining from mentioning Ed Gin who
has long departed this news groups and you lament when Tom Sherman
goes silent for any length of time fearing that he has left for good.

I have to take advantage of whatever fools present themselves, but even so I
have no interest in them just as I have no interest in you. I am only
interested in MYSELF!

You are so full of ****, Dolan. If your egocentric self is only
interested in yourself, then take leave of here and pass the time
contemplating your navel until the grim reaper comes a visitin'.

It would be shameful, and indeed sinful, to exclude the numbskulls of ARBR
from My Greatness. After all, we Great Ones have our responsibilities to
uphold and our duties to perform. Noblesse oblige you know.
[...]

What can I say? You've said it all. It's all about you and the world
revolves around you. Take your self-indulgent, egocentric
megalomaniacal carcass to see a shrink. You need one.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On Mar 26, 10:03 am, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
"JimmyMac" wrote in message

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On Mar 25, 10:54 pm, "Edward Dolan" wrote:
[...]
The Great Ed Dolan fears no subject. How could he since he knows
something
about everything. He is a true dilettante and Renaissance man.

Know something about everything? ... bravo for confirming that you are
a certified megalomaniac. The operative word here is dilettante and
it suits you quite well for you are indeed a rank amateur who engages
in an activity with frivolous, superficial interest and intention, and
with deliberate misleading impression, purport to posses some level of
expertise. Homo Universalis (Renaissance man) you are only in your
unrestrained, overactive imagination.

I take great pride in my status as a dilettante. I disdain experts, except
when I need them for something specific of course. Everyone can choose for
themselves which they would rather be, someone who knows a lot about a
little (your typical expert) or someone who knows a little about a lot (your
dilettante).

There are no more Renaissance men left in the world of today.

If I am to take that statement at face value as factual then I cannot
take your previous statement that you are a Renaissance man at face
value as factual, since the two statement scontradict one another ...
an increasingly bad habit of yours. Ed Dolan claims that he stands
behind every statement that he makes, but in making contradictory
statements, Ed has only the option to stand behind one. It is
increasingly obvious that DOlan's powers of reasoning are slipping
away.

That
phenomenon, one who knows all there is to know, went out with the
Renaissance itself. The advent of science makes it impossible for anyone to
know much at all against the background of what there is to know. But life
is short and we all of us go to our graves almost as ignorant as we were
when we came into the world. Thus spake Zarathustra.
[...]

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

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