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Old June 14th 16, 07:05 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message
...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 21:30:49 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
news
On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:31:47 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter). He should know by now what
to
expect from me. No, this is for the newsgroup.


Hey there Dolan, I came across a post you made some years ago and

thought I'd just show the folks some of your more revealing prose

Posted on alt.firefighters some time ago, it reads in part:


"No one on these cycling groups give a good god damn about

firefighters. They are vastly over rated as a group. Anyone who would
risk their life to save property is a fool, but I have always thought
that all firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my
life to save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?”

My God, my own brilliance amazes me at times. I have grown more mellow in
the ensuing years, but I stand behind everything I have ever posted to
Usenet. However I wish you would risk your life to save either some
property or some life, and then lose your life into the bargain. Nothing
like being a complete fool!

You can tell this guy is all heart.


You can tell that Ed Dolan the Great is all brain. Hearts are for fools
like you.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.


Oh My God, what a blinding exhibit of brilliance.

Would you believe it? A Bi Cycle has wheels. Will wonders never cease?
By Gorry, this Dolan is really smart.

It is what wheels are for, you god damn ****ing moron!


Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


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Old June 14th 16, 07:15 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:06:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.


And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well

except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who

has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; What’s
the matter? Can’t walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails [trails]? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

All messages are in some kind of context. The fact that you can’t figure out the context just tells the world what a dummy you are.


Certainly. But here you are singing Do Wacka Do Wacka Do", and if some

one questions that you say "Oh, you should have known what I meant".

If you can’t figure out the context without being told what it is, then you are too god damn ****ing stupid for this newsgroup, and most likely, for any and all newsgroups.


Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"

are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

You had best get a new dictionary. And a spell checker must be used by someone with some education.

What’s the matter? is short for What is the matter? Can’t walk is short for Can not walk? Ever hear of the apostrophe? I suggest you stick to your low brow culture and not meddle with a genius like me.

Ah well...




John B.(Bull****ter) still does not know what is meant by “trail” in the context of these threads on this newsgroup? His ignorance it truly unconquerable!


In the context of this message?


In the context of this newsgroup, you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** has been deleted as it is too idiotic to merit a response from someone so Great as Myself.
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


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Old June 14th 16, 07:20 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message
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On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I use
words as they were meant to be used


Exactly as Humpty Dumpty said, ""When I use a word it means just what

I choose it to mean - neither more or less."

One can only marvel at such an expressive individual. I'm sure that

many will recall your famous words, "I have always thought that all
firefighters are fools. Hells Bells, I would not even risk my life to
save another life. I mean, just how stupid can you get?”

A truly heroic person. Tell us, do you still sit on the wall?


So go save some lives, why don't you? Much easier to argue about what is
meant by 'trails' though, isn't it?

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

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Old June 14th 16, 07:23 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


You shanky-assed, cattle-molesting, armpit-licking, ****-gobbling,
pimple-nibbling, butt-brained cockweasel!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


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Old June 14th 16, 07:25 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message
...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).


Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.


Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be

defending what is essentially an untenable position.

You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

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Old June 14th 16, 07:28 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"news16" wrote in message ...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 17:57:17 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).

Obviously he has won as you've [you’re] now resorting to insults.

Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used – to clarify, not to
obfuscate.


Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.


The fact that I reply just shows the mount of trash on entertainment

media. Inversely proportional.

You knuckleheaded, brother-raping, jock strap-smelling, tit-sucking,
boil-nibbling, ****-brained cock jockey!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


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Old June 14th 16, 07:33 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message
...

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 14:27:30 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 17:57:17 +0700, John B. wrote:

On Mon, 13 Jun 2016 05:39:10 -0000 (UTC), news16
wrote:

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:18:45 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

"news16" wrote in message ...

On Sat, 11 Jun 2016 06:29:09 -0500, EdwardDolan wrote:

This message is NOT for John B.(Bull****ter).

Obviously he has won as you've [you?re] now resorting to insults.

Au contraire, my good man. He has lost as he was bound to lose since I
use words as they were meant to be used ? to clarify, not to
obfuscate.

Most people call it drivel, but keep trying.


I find it interesting to find just how tenacious some people can be
defending what is essentially an untenable position.


The fact that I reply just shows the mount of trash on entertainment
media. Inversely proportional.


I like that. Comparing Dolan with Oprah.... and Oprah wins :-)


You pussy-whipped, cattle-raping, crotch-slurping, ass-munching,
hemorrhoid-nibbling, cock-brained wankstain!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

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Old June 14th 16, 08:42 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 01:15:06 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 22:06:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message ...

On Sun, 12 Jun 2016 03:47:28 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

Edward Dolan wrote:

Trails are for walking.

And yet another gem of wisdom from the master's voice...... well
except for the Taimiami Trail is 275 miles of paved road, or The
Skechewaug Trail, up there in VT. or maybe The National Old Trails
Road, also known as the Ocean-to-Ocean Highway, which was established
in 1912,It was 3,096 miles long and stretched from Baltimore, Maryland
(some old maps indicate New York City was the actual eastern
terminus), to California. Much of the route follows the old National
Road and the Santa Fe Trail.

The above response should tell anyone still left on this newsgroup what an
idiot John B.(Bull****ter) is, or do you think those are the kind of trails
that are being discussed here? He not only wants to deconstruct words, but
he also thinks he is being witty, not realizing that he is just being dumb
and stupid. It is why I will continue to treat him with nothing but
contempt.


Ah yes.... another gem of wisdom from the lips of the great Dolan, who

has been treating us to his theme song "Trails are for walking; Whats
the matter? Cant walk?" for some years now. Has his little ditty ever
mentioned foot trails, walking trails or even snake tails [trails]? Nope, not a
single peep out of his pristine lips.

All messages are in some kind of context. The fact that you cant figure out the context just tells the world what a dummy you are.


Certainly. But here you are singing Do Wacka Do Wacka Do", and if some

one questions that you say "Oh, you should have known what I meant".

If you cant figure out the context without being told what it is, then you are too god damn ****ing stupid for this newsgroup, and most likely, for any and all newsgroups.


Strangely enough my spelling checker argues that "What's" and "can't"

are misspelled words. And, again strangely, my dictionary doesn't seem
to list either of the two words and my Thesaurus says "Queried string
not found in thesaurus!" when I query either word.

You had best get a new dictionary. And a spell checker must be used by someone with some education.

Whats the matter? is short for What is the matter? Cant walk is short for Can not walk? Ever hear of the apostrophe? I suggest you stick to your low brow culture and not meddle with a genius like me.

Ah well...




John B.(Bull****ter) still does not know what is meant by trail in the context of these threads on this newsgroup? His ignorance it truly unconquerable!


In the context of this message?


In the context of this newsgroup, you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** has been deleted as it is too idiotic to merit a response from someone so Great as Myself.
[...]


Of course you deleted it.

You see, anything that depicts Edward as he actually is, in all his
naked glory, warts and all, must obviously, to nearly everyone, be a
filthy, nasty, damned, stinking, lie.

A lie? Of course Sir.

Anything that does not depict "the Great", in all his imagined glory,
must be a lie!

Another problem that "the Great" has is that in Ed's world words
aren't definite. They have, what one might call, "moveable meanings"
which allow Dolan to slide them around and claim and argue that they
mean "this" today... and "that" tomorrow.

"The Great" (as he describes himself) also imagines that he is a
unique and superior creature however Lewis Carroll described him way
back in November 1864, when he reported the conversation a little girl
had with an egg.

The Egg says, "When I use a word, he said, in rather a scornful tone,
'it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less."'

The little girl replies, "The question is, whether you can make words
mean so many different things."

Imagine that, a tiny little small girl revealed "The Great" as a
buffoon a hundred and fifty years ago.

The Great that was?
--
cheers,

John B.

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Old June 14th 16, 09:19 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message
...

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


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Old June 14th 16, 12:05 PM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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On Tue, 14 Jun 2016 03:19:16 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

Of course you deleted it.


Would that I could delete you - you god damn ****ing moron!

The following **** posted by John B.(Bull****) is deleted because, of
course, it is just his usual bull****.


Ohooo... I just love it when you talk dirty.

And of course you must be correct, your rapid attempts for a quick
"cover up" is noted. To paraphrase the Great One, "What's the matter?
Can't stand the truth?"

What was it that President Truman said? Was it, "If you can't stand
the heat get out of the kitchen"?




Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota

--
cheers,

John B.

 




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