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  #11  
Old June 18th 16, 07:28 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
EdwardDolan
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wrote in message
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It's no surprise you come from Minnesota. The land of 10,000 lakes and no
humans.


Actually it is more like 15,000 lakes - and too god damn many humans to suit
me.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

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  #12  
Old June 18th 16, 07:38 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
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"John B." wrote in message
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[...]

And, here is The Great! Returning to the stage to entertain the

crowded audience of his admirers.

Truly, the message header indicates that his latest gem of wisdom was

dispatched from the wilds of Minnesota at 06:44 on the 16th day of
June. Just think of it. So early in the morning.

You have no idea of what my hours might be. But you are only posting for
your own amusement. Too bad it is not amusing anyone else.

And there is good old Dolly, up and at 'em, practically before

breakfast, as it were, to give us the benefit of his great wisdom. By
gorry Eddie, you truly are a friend of all mankind (and woman kind, to
be politically correct) to share with us your brilliance. Why, you
have actually determined that a "Bi" Cycle has two wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Good Lord, what is next? A "tri" Cycle with three wheels.


Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

But, it has been said that the older one gets, the less sleep one

requires, so perhaps The Great is getting on a bit. Can one imagine
it? Sitting there alone in his small, but tastefully furnished, hovel
just waiting for the next Usenet message to arrive?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Like Publius Horatius Cocles he girds his sagging loins, prepared to

do or die not realizing, perhaps, that unlike his hero Horatius who,
was honorably crowned and conducted into the city by a singing crowd,
in a modern America his reward will be.... to be ignored.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, old age is unfortunately the fate of most (the alternate is

worse) so should we descry it when it falls on the shoulders of The
Great One?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

No! As an elder statesman he should be respected... Well, except, of

course, his failing memory, or perhaps dementia, which causes him to
explain and explain again, daily, and sometimes even more frequently,
the "fact" that a bicycle has wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, perhaps it is not simply forgetfulness, but a physical

deterioration of the brain. What is they call it? Oh yes Alzheimer's
disease. Which it is said underlie 60 - 70 percent of senile dementia.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Think of it, the poor old chap moldering slowly away with not a sole

to care for him.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

As Shakespeare wrote,

"He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind."

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


  #13  
Old June 18th 16, 09:06 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
John B.[_6_]
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 01:38:44 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

And, here is The Great! Returning to the stage to entertain the

crowded audience of his admirers.

Truly, the message header indicates that his latest gem of wisdom was

dispatched from the wilds of Minnesota at 06:44 on the 16th day of
June. Just think of it. So early in the morning.

You have no idea of what my hours might be. But you are only posting for
your own amusement. Too bad it is not amusing anyone else.

And there is good old Dolly, up and at 'em, practically before

breakfast, as it were, to give us the benefit of his great wisdom. By
gorry Eddie, you truly are a friend of all mankind (and woman kind, to
be politically correct) to share with us your brilliance. Why, you
have actually determined that a "Bi" Cycle has two wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Good Lord, what is next? A "tri" Cycle with three wheels.


Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

But, it has been said that the older one gets, the less sleep one

requires, so perhaps The Great is getting on a bit. Can one imagine
it? Sitting there alone in his small, but tastefully furnished, hovel
just waiting for the next Usenet message to arrive?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Like Publius Horatius Cocles he girds his sagging loins, prepared to

do or die not realizing, perhaps, that unlike his hero Horatius who,
was honorably crowned and conducted into the city by a singing crowd,
in a modern America his reward will be.... to be ignored.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, old age is unfortunately the fate of most (the alternate is

worse) so should we descry it when it falls on the shoulders of The
Great One?

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

No! As an elder statesman he should be respected... Well, except, of

course, his failing memory, or perhaps dementia, which causes him to
explain and explain again, daily, and sometimes even more frequently,
the "fact" that a bicycle has wheels.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Ah well, perhaps it is not simply forgetfulness, but a physical

deterioration of the brain. What is they call it? Oh yes Alzheimer's
disease. Which it is said underlie 60 - 70 percent of senile dementia.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Think of it, the poor old chap moldering slowly away with not a sole

to care for him.

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

As Shakespeare wrote,

"He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-faced, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind;
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind."

Post content or get lost - you window licking, brother-fondling, jock
strap-slurping, rectal-gobbling, boil-chewing, ****-headed ****tard!

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


Goodness gracious, here's is good old Dolan... Back again to preach
his very own conception of Nirvana.

Of course, the poor old fellow still hasn't figured out that all of
his readers, at least in this group, know more about bicycles then he
does. Or to put it in different words. They know that a "Bi" "Cycle"
has wheels. Apparently Dolan hasn't yet, even in all his years,
learned that simple fact.

Or maybe they don't have bicycles in Minnesota. Too much snow perhaps.
Or lakes?

But perhaps it is just old age. After all, we all lose a little as the
years go by and one can only assume that quite a lot of years have
passed by poor old Dolly. Or perhaps it is just his life style that is
the problem. I have read that excessive alcohol consumption can cause
memory loss. Perhaps that is his problem. Sitting there at home, no
friends except for a bottle of booze, well. After all, who could blame
him.

No friends, no job, just sitting there waiting for the Social Security
check to hit the mailbox so he can get another bottle. Or perhaps he
is a wine connoisseur, a jug of Thunderbird is only a buck or two.
(Good Lord! I just priced the stuff and it is $5.00 a bottle. I can
remember when it was $0.50 a half a gallon)

His loss of memory may well be a combination of old age and excessive
alcohol use. With, perhaps, a little senile dementia thrown in. The
poor old fellow.

But in addition to memory loss he seems to be getting grouchy too.
Probably all those mornings after I'd guess. I can tell you that the
morning after a whole jug of Thunderbird is not something to wish on a
friend. Or an enemy.

So, here we have Dolan, a grouchy old man with an alcohol problem and
a touch of dementia. As Shakespeare has it

O, sir! you are old;
Nature in you stands on the very verge
Of her confine: you should be rul'd and led
By some discretion that discerns your state
Better than you yourself.
--
cheers,

John B.

  #14  
Old June 18th 16, 12:23 PM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
EdwardDolan
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"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I don’t find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

  #15  
Old June 19th 16, 09:14 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
John B.[_6_]
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:23:08 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I dont find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


And here is Dolan (the great?) and once again the halls are filled
with "context". You see, Old Dooley is a real Context Lover. Yes Sir,
Context.

Context you see, in Dooley's eyes is a catechism that "Bicycles have
wheels", yes, amazingly Dooley has discovered the fact that bicycle
has wheels (two of them surprisingly) and he wants the world to know
this important speck of information.

Well, that isn't exactly correct as Dolley has another "context" but
his second context is a flood of filthy language that would make a
hyena vomit and since my parents taught me not to "speak that way" I
shall not repeat old Dirty Mouth's remarks.

But I'm beginning to worry about Old Dirty Mouth. He recently thrilled
us with a story about how he intercepted a bicycle rider and
admonished him severely. The Cyclist, apparently, ignored him
completely and continued on his way, whereupon Old Dirty Mouth
descended on the local enforcement dude and acquainted him with the
cyclist's nefarious doings and even related to the chap that he,
Dolan, had spoken very severely to the Cyclist. Whereupon the
enforcement Dude apparently ignored him.

Gad! Two ignorations in a single day. Why it much have just ruined his
entire day. I'll bet he went home and had a real tizzy fit. Flung his
rag dolly on the floor and just stamped on it he was so upset.

Oh yes Dolan was upset and it is understood that he leaped, yes,
leaped, to the computer and sent an e-mail to the appropriate parties.
Can you imagine that?

And they ignored him.

Hot Dog, three times in a single day. Why, he was just soooo upset
that he went right to bed. And pulled the Blanket over his head so
nobody could see him laying there in his shame.

But have no fear, Dirty Dolan will return. He's been here four times
today... (isn't there something about a dog returning to his vomit?)

So, don't despair, old Dirty Mouth Dolan will be here tomorrow and
tomorrow and tomorrow to tell us how a bicycle actually has a wheel
(two of them, although I'm not sure he has tumbled to that yet)

But, as the Good Book says, "Yea, as a dog returns to its vomit, so a
fool repeats his foolishness" and thus Dolan will return..

--
cheers,

John B.

  #16  
Old June 20th 16, 12:54 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
EdwardDolan
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"John B." wrote in message
...

On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:23:08 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I
think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I don’t find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


And here is Dolan (the great?) and once again the halls are filled

with "context". You see, Old Dooley is a real Context Lover. Yes Sir,
Context.

Following bull**** deleted since it is as always just more of the same
JohnB.(Bull****ter).
[...]

However, since the context of this newsgroup is unimportant to you, why not
spend some time deciphering the following into common English. Then you will
have a description of yourself that is in the context that you prefer,
namely self loathing.

"You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill."

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota

  #17  
Old June 20th 16, 05:05 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
John B.[_6_]
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On Sun, 19 Jun 2016 18:54:27 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .

On Sat, 18 Jun 2016 06:23:08 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
. ..
[...]

What follows is JohnB.(Bull****ter) describing himself, but who for? I
think
he must like to read his own words, since I can't imagine anyone else
reading him. I simply check to see in the most cursory way if there is any
content, and when I dont find any, it is into the trash with him and his
words.

All must be deleted since it constitutes nothing but bull****.
[...]

If your brain matter was axle grease, there wouldn't be enough in your head
to grease the dynamo on a lightening bug's ass. You are obviously suffering
from Clue Deficit Disorder.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


And here is Dolan (the great?) and once again the halls are filled

with "context". You see, Old Dooley is a real Context Lover. Yes Sir,
Context.

Following bull**** deleted since it is as always just more of the same
JohnB.(Bull****ter).
[...]

However, since the context of this newsgroup is unimportant to you, why not
spend some time deciphering the following into common English. Then you will
have a description of yourself that is in the context that you prefer,
namely self loathing.

"You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.
You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish
foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless
crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry ****head cockup pratting
naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted
fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill."

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


Good Lord! He's back.... I suppose that he couldn't stay away from all
his admirers. And he has discovered that mountain bikes have Wheels!
Isn't that amazing?

But I'm beginning to have doubts about old Dolly. I am beginning to
suspect that he is only a verbal warrior. All smoke and no fire, as it
were.

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the
good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was
caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.*

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want
to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals
of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if
news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Are we looking at a feeble old man who can no longer trust himself to
navigate the wooded paths or just a "blow-hard" who loves the sound of
his own voice but is too timid to take action himself

In short is Dolan a fake? One who is loud and virulent in words and
cowardly when it is time to act?
--
cheers,

John B.

  #18  
Old June 20th 16, 12:22 PM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
EdwardDolan
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"John B." wrote in message
...
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I don’t even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


  #19  
Old June 21st 16, 02:38 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
John B.[_6_]
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On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:22:31 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I dont even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. Whats the matter? Cant walk?

Ed Dolan the Great Minnesota


By Gorry, old Doodles is certainly quick on the trigger with his
frantic mouthing's. Why, he actually stayed up until after 10 P.M. to
pen his screed of denial. But, alas, it was just another notification
that bicycles have wheels.

One has to give old Doodles credit though, he has found that bicycles
have wheels and has spent many dreary hours at the computer to advise
everyone of this astonishing discovery. Good for you Drooly!

But astonishing for someone who is so violent in his hatred of
bicycles he seems to have taken such a surprisingly long time to
analyze them. Why, the discovery of the wheels undoubtedly required
days, if not years, of study and contemplation to accurately assess.

And, all else aside, his recent post seems to be a simple denial of
reality. After all, although he has for years and years been damning
in his announcements of the two wheel menace, the only evidence that
he has actually done something, an overt act, to deny these demon
machines the right of access to public property, is to describe his
speaking firmly to a MTB rider, who apparently ignored him and his
subsequent reporting of this feat to some sort of enforcement agent.
Who, apparently also ignored him... even after he described his
"speaking harshly" to the cyclist.

As an aside, given his filthy mouth and his penchant for using foul
language, it is truly amazing that the bicycle rider didn't punch him
in the nose.

So essentially what we have is a filthy mouth individual proclaiming
the dangers of the demon riders in loud and profane language while
never doing anything physical to achieve his ends.

Perhaps rather than "Ed, the Great" a more descriptive sobriquet might
be "Ed, the Craven".

Lord! It must be dishearten to have ranted and raved against these
infernal machines for all these years... and no one listened. Sort of
a "fart in a hurricane" sort of thing.
--
cheers,

John B.

  #20  
Old June 22nd 16, 04:54 AM posted to rec.bicycles.soc
EdwardDolan
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"John B." wrote in message
...

On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 06:22:31 -0500, "EdwardDolan"
wrote:

"John B." wrote in message
.. .
[...]

Usual bull**** deleted. I don’t even have to read it anymore to recognize
it.
[...]

You see, Dollies mentor, his paladin one might say, who fights the

good fight against California mountain bikers, was arrested and
charged with assault with a weapon for attacking a mountain biker with
a wood saw, and received a jail sentence.

Nope, wrong on all counts, but how typical of those who support mountain
biking to lie about simple facts that anyone can look up.

But that was not an isolated instance, a "hiker" in New Brunswick was

caught placing logs across paths in order to injure bikers, a 57 year
old psychiatrist named Jackson Tyler Dempsey was sentenced to 30 days
in jail and two years of probation for stringing shoulder-level nylon
rope across trails near Ashland, Oregon, a man was caught on camera
moving rocks and logs into riders' paths in Quincy, California, a
mountain biker found plywood boards riddled with protruding nails on
singletrack near Carbondale, Colorado.

I can see that I shall have to start posting hundreds of articles about how
mountain bikers create illegal trails in order to demonstrate their
criminal
mentality.

By the way, I strongly advocate that hikers carry a firearm just in case
they are threatened by these criminal mountain bikers.

In short, hikers are fighting back against the demon bikers who want

to use parks and forests while hikers wish to deny them the use of
these public facilities

Ideally a few justified killings of mountain bikers on the trail by hikers
might clarify things as to whom has the right to these trails. It would
certainly make the land managers sit up and take notice.

But noticeably the name Dolan (the great) is missing from the annals

of those dedicated fighters against the demon cyclists. And one can
only speculate why?

Ed Dolan the Great, along with the Great Mike Vandeman, do our fighting in
other ways.

He posts and posts and posts and posts vilifying the bikers but if

news reports are to be believed takes no action himself.

Posting to a bicycle newsgroup is a form of action that even a dunce like
you should acknowledge.

Following **** deleted
[...]

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


Post content or get lost!
[...]

--
cheers,


John B.


Take your "cheers" and shove it up your ass, you god damn dumb ****ing
moron.

Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid
to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than
reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't come across as
such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you didn't have an intellect
rivaled only by the Village Idiot's stupider brother;

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a
wig to hide the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn
to control the slobbering. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not
yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast
expanse.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? Wouldn't
clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the
gobbledygook in there?

In closing, I offer these heartfelt words: Go suck on a frozen pineapple,
asshole.

Mountain bikes have wheels. Wheels are for roads.

Trails are for walking. What’s the matter? Can’t walk?

Ed Dolan the Great – Minnesota


 




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