Letter to the Sun

Jeremy Clarkson (Sun 28 JAN 06) laughed at the fact that Friends of the
Earth had bought him a bike for Christmas, saying it was as much use as
getting a woman for a Liberal MP.
I sent in the following response:

"Jeremy Clarkson wondered why (28 JAN 06) someone bought him a bike for
Christmas. Maybe they took one look at Jezza's expanding waistline and
thought he might benefit from the exercise!"


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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

Simon Mason wrote:
Jeremy Clarkson (Sun 28 JAN 06) laughed at the fact that Friends of the
Earth had bought him a bike for Christmas, saying it was as much use as
getting a woman for a Liberal MP.
I sent in the following response:

"Jeremy Clarkson wondered why (28 JAN 06) someone bought him a bike for
Christmas. Maybe they took one look at Jezza's expanding waistline and
thought he might benefit from the exercise!"


I think Jezza's attempt at humour was funnier than Simon's :-)

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Simon Mason wrote:
Jeremy Clarkson (Sun 28 JAN 06) laughed at the fact that Friends of the
Earth had bought him a bike for Christmas, saying it was as much use as
getting a woman for a Liberal MP.
I sent in the following response:

"Jeremy Clarkson wondered why (28 JAN 06) someone bought him a bike for
Christmas. Maybe they took one look at Jezza's expanding waistline and
thought he might benefit from the exercise!"


I think Jezza's attempt at humour was funnier than Simon's :-)

Well, he gets paid to be "funny". :-) My sides are still splitting from his
threat to run over cyclists for fun.

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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net