One advantage of shaved legs.

After taking the plunge a few weeks ago, I found the advantage of hair free
legs. This morning's commute was very messy, a cold east head wind with
drizzle, meant my legs got covered in mud splashes. In the disabled toilet I
got some paper rolls and soaked a piece in hot water and my legs buffed up a
treat in no time without any bits of mud stuck to the hairs.

Only thing is, this girl said within earshot of everyone, "Are you still
shaving your legs Simon?" Honestly, I'm starting to get worried about myself
now ;-)

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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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Only thing is, this girl said within earshot of everyone, "Are you still
shaving your legs Simon?" Honestly, I'm starting to get worried about
myself now ;-)


If you want to wind her up, the reply should be, "No, I've changed to
waxing. Smoother for longer. But if the regrowth turns inward, it can be a
b*tch."

Cheers, helen s


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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

"wafflycat" wafflesATv21netDOTcoDOTuk wrote in message
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now ;-)


If you want to wind her up, the reply should be, "No, I've changed to
waxing. Smoother for longer. But if the regrowth turns inward, it can be a
b*tch."

The first time, I used an old disposable razor not wanting to spoil my best
razor, a Mach 3. I took a big chunk of flesh from my shin with the first
go - I should have used some Gary Imlach instead ;-)

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Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...
After taking the plunge a few weeks ago, I found the advantage of hair
free legs. This morning's commute was very messy, a cold east head wind
with drizzle, meant my legs got covered in mud splashes. In the disabled
toilet I got some paper rolls and soaked a piece in hot water and my legs
buffed up a treat in no time without any bits of mud stuck to the hairs.

Only thing is, this girl said within earshot of everyone, "Are you still
shaving your legs Simon?" Honestly, I'm starting to get worried about
myself now ;-)

Be worried, be very worried. You know the feeling you get when you walk in a
room and everyone stops talking and laughing ...

On Mon, 18 Apr 2005, it was written:

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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Only thing is, this girl said within earshot of everyone, "Are you
still shaving your legs Simon?" Honestly, I'm starting to get worried
about myself now ;-)

If you want to wind her up, the reply should be,

"Yes; more often than you, by the look of it."



tom

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It involves police, bailiffs, vampires and a portal to hell under a tower block in Hackney.

"elyob" wrote in news:vgS8e.14910$G8.7024
@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:

You know the feeling you get when you walk in a
room and everyone stops talking and laughing ...

No, tell us more...

Tom Anderson wrote in message ...
On Mon, 18 Apr 2005, it was written:

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
...

Only thing is, this girl said within earshot of everyone, "Are you
still shaving your legs Simon?" Honestly, I'm starting to get worried
about myself now ;-)

If you want to wind her up, the reply should be,


And above my top lip as well!

Simon Mason wrote:

: The first time, I used an old disposable razor not wanting to spoil my best
: razor, a Mach 3. I took a big chunk of flesh from my shin with the first
: go - I should have used some Gary Imlach instead ;-)

I use my Mach 3 on my legs. When a blade starts to get old, I use it on my
legs.

Arthur

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Arthur Clune wrote:

I use my Mach 3 on my legs. When a blade starts to get old, I use it
on my legs.

When do you use it on your legs?

Simonb wrote:
: Arthur Clune wrote:

: I use my Mach 3 on my legs. When a blade starts to get old, I use it
: on my legs.

: When do you use it on your legs?

In the bath

When the blue strip starts to look worn.


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Don't get me wrong, perl is an OK operating system, but it lacks a
lightweight scripting language -- Walter Dnes