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I just survived an encounter...
....with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their
feet, God rest their souls. Greg -- "What have you got in that paper bag? Is it a dose of Vitamin C? Ain't got no time for Western medicine I am Damo Suzuki" - Mark E Smith |
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I just survived an encounter...
"G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg -- "What have you got in that paper bag? Is it a dose of Vitamin C? Ain't got no time for Western medicine I am Damo Suzuki" - Mark E Smith God rest their souls? Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Long live JB Gary |
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I just survived an encounter...
"GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg |
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I just survived an encounter...
On Wed, 19 Apr 2006 19:43:15 -0700, G.T. wrote:
"GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg Time to update the old resume... again. _____ Slack |
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I just survived an encounter...
"G.T." wrote in message ... "GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg what was he doing at NBC? More nerve gas? Gary |
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I just survived an encounter...
GeeDubb wrote: "G.T." wrote in message ... "GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg what was he doing at NBC? More nerve gas? Gary My guess is Leno and promotong his new flick. JD |
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I just survived an encounter...
GeeDubb wrote:
"G.T." wrote in message ... "GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg what was he doing at NBC? More nerve gas? Gary He was checking to see if there were any dirty bombs stashed around the Tonight Show studio. He ended up blowing up one of Jay's Lamborghinis as a precautionary measure before my fateful encounter with him. Greg -- "All my time I spent in heaven Revelries of dance and wine Waking to the sound of laughter Up I'd rise and kiss the sky" - The Mekons |
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I just survived an encounter...
G.T. wrote:
"GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg That's way too funny! Just got back from VA riding with the Dart (like riding with Geedub, only Mike kicks my ass going up and down the hill). Reports tomorrow... must sleep. -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws |
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I just survived an encounter...
"Ride-A-Lot" wrote in message ... G.T. wrote: "GeeDubb" wrote in message ... "G.T." wrote in message ... ...with Jack Bauer. Unfortunately my co-workers weren't as quick on their feet, God rest their souls. Greg God rest their souls? Yeah, they were religious but their God didn't save them from Jack so the least I could do is say that. Hopefully their God will protect them in death which he didn't do in life. Isn't that sort of going against another thread here abouts? So are any co-workers left? Unfortunately I was racing ahead of my co-workers to get the last drumstick out of the commissary freezer when unbeknownst to me while he was heading to his limo Jack had slipped inbetween me and the pack chasing me. I slammed the door behind me to slow my co-workers down and I must have shut the door on his hand. I heard the most inhuman roar so I looked back to see him ripping the door off of the hinges, it's one of those 30ft high, 30 ft wide studio doors, and slamming it down on my 7 co-workers. The last thing I saw was him turning around to chase me with someone's arm in his mouth. Fortunately I know where the secret tunnel is between the comm and my building. It's been over an hour now and no sign of him. I hope I'm safe. Greg That's way too funny! Just got back from VA riding with the Dart (like riding with Geedub, only Mike kicks my ass going up and down the hill). Reports tomorrow... must sleep. -- o-o-o-o Ride-A-Lot o-o-o-o www.schnauzers.ws Yep, Mike's a pretty good rider, good balance showing me up in my own backyard! Gary |
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