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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by
salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. -tom |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
Tom Nakashima wrote:
My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. I once painted my best bike canary yellow to avoid theft. It certainly gets no admiring looks. John |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
John Henderson wrote:
Tom Nakashima wrote: My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. I once painted my best bike canary yellow to avoid theft. It certainly gets no admiring looks. John Cripes! I had a Medici that was the brightest yellow Simonetti could put on it, with red decals. I loved it, and at least one other person (the buyer) liked it, too. I still have seller's regret, because for some reason, that was the fastest bike I've owned. |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
Tom Nakashima wrote:
My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. -tom Yay! I'm an expert on this. Okay so here are my ten steps to a theft-proof bike: 1. Spraypaint... the cheaper the better. Spray the whole bike frame and make sure to spraypaint the tires and grips, too. It makes it look like the owner is really dumb. Put some scratches in the paint so it doesn't look so cherry. This should be easy to do since the spraypaint will probably just flake off just by you looking at it funny. 2. Stickers! Get so many stickers that you're almost inhaling them. Get them from your local radio station. The flashier the better. Apply stickers to everything on the bike, especially the frame. Make sure to do the saddle, too. 3. Duct tape! Put random duct tape bits so that they look like they're actually trying to hold something together. Tape the saddle, too... this makes the bike really cry out "I am a ****bomb!" 4. Cover up any and all brand names and models. 5. Put a crappy, broken, bent rack on the back for ultra-nerd factor. Add rusty fenders and baskets to taste. Nobody wants a dorky bike. 6. Attach as many broken reflectors and light mounts as you can on the handlebars, seatpost and seatstays. These will make it seem like the owner keeps breaking lights, buying new ones, and never getting rid of the old mounts. 7. Place tennis balls and cards in the spokes, and of course bar plugs with streamers coming out. That might scare off even the seasoned thieves. 8. Apply the biggest, most gaudy bell... no wait, horn... on the bike... something like this Barbie Deluxe Bicycle Horn: http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...resized200.jpg Tell your son to honk it within 100 feet of any human or animal. 9. If you want to go overboard, find a cosmetically rusty chain and cassette and put those on. 10. Lock up the bike with both a non-pickable u-lock and a cable lock! If his bike gets stolen, I'll be impressed. -- Phil, Squid-in-Training |
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"Phil, Squid-in-Training" wrote in
message news:80JTe.11408$Cc5.545@lakeread06... Yay! I'm an expert on this. Your ingenuity definitely qualifies you as an expert! I particulary liked the Barbie horn suggestion. BobT |
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BobT Wrote: "Phil, Squid-in-Training" wrote in message news:80JTe.11408$Cc5.545@lakeread06... Yay! I'm an expert on this. Your ingenuity definitely qualifies you as an expert! I particulary liked the Barbie horn suggestion. BobT I bought one of those for my daughter when she was two. She still loves it at 3 and I'm not sure that is the cornerstone to making the bike theft proof. -- meb |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
"Phil, Squid-in-Training" wrote in
message news:80JTe.11408$Cc5.545@lakeread06... Tom Nakashima wrote: My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. -tom Yay! I'm an expert on this. Okay so here are my ten steps to a theft-proof bike: I have to say I AM impressed Phil, Squid in Training. I hope this makes it into the FAQs. -- I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. -- Albert Schweitzer http://spaces.msn.com/members/flomblog/ |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
Phil, Squid-in-Training Wrote: Tom Nakashima wrote: My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. -tom Yay! I'm an expert on this. Okay so here are my ten steps to a theft-proof bike: 1. Spraypaint... the cheaper the better. Spray the whole bike frame and make sure to spraypaint the tires and grips, too. It makes it look like the owner is really dumb. Put some scratches in the paint so it doesn't look so cherry. This should be easy to do since the spraypaint will probably just flake off just by you looking at it funny. 2. Stickers! Get so many stickers that you're almost inhaling them. Get them from your local radio station. The flashier the better. Apply stickers to everything on the bike, especially the frame. Make sure to do the saddle, too. 3. Duct tape! Put random duct tape bits so that they look like they're actually trying to hold something together. Tape the saddle, too... this makes the bike really cry out "I am a ****bomb!" 4. Cover up any and all brand names and models. 5. Put a crappy, broken, bent rack on the back for ultra-nerd factor. Add rusty fenders and baskets to taste. Nobody wants a dorky bike. 6. Attach as many broken reflectors and light mounts as you can on the handlebars, seatpost and seatstays. These will make it seem like the owner keeps breaking lights, buying new ones, and never getting rid of the old mounts. 7. Place tennis balls and cards in the spokes, and of course bar plugs with streamers coming out. That might scare off even the seasoned thieves. 8. Apply the biggest, most gaudy bell... no wait, horn... on the bike... something like this Barbie Deluxe Bicycle Horn: http://tinyurl.com/9s4m7 Tell your son to honk it within 100 feet of any human or animal. 9. If you want to go overboard, find a cosmetically rusty chain and cassette and put those on. 10. Lock up the bike with both a non-pickable u-lock and a cable lock! If his bike gets stolen, I'll be impressed. -- Phil, Squid-in-Training This would look mighty conspicuous to me. -- meb |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
"Phil, Squid-in-Training" wrote in message news:80JTe.11408$Cc5.545@lakeread06... Tom Nakashima wrote: My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe disguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. -tom Yay! I'm an expert on this. Okay so here are my ten steps to a theft-proof bike: 1. Spraypaint... the cheaper the better. Spray the whole bike frame and make sure to spraypaint the tires and grips, too. It makes it look like the owner is really dumb. Put some scratches in the paint so it doesn't look so cherry. This should be easy to do since the spraypaint will probably just flake off just by you looking at it funny. 2. Stickers! Get so many stickers that you're almost inhaling them. Get them from your local radio station. The flashier the better. Apply stickers to everything on the bike, especially the frame. Make sure to do the saddle, too. 3. Duct tape! Put random duct tape bits so that they look like they're actually trying to hold something together. Tape the saddle, too... this makes the bike really cry out "I am a ****bomb!" 4. Cover up any and all brand names and models. 5. Put a crappy, broken, bent rack on the back for ultra-nerd factor. Add rusty fenders and baskets to taste. Nobody wants a dorky bike. 6. Attach as many broken reflectors and light mounts as you can on the handlebars, seatpost and seatstays. These will make it seem like the owner keeps breaking lights, buying new ones, and never getting rid of the old mounts. 7. Place tennis balls and cards in the spokes, and of course bar plugs with streamers coming out. That might scare off even the seasoned thieves. 8. Apply the biggest, most gaudy bell... no wait, horn... on the bike... something like this Barbie Deluxe Bicycle Horn: http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...resized200.jpg Tell your son to honk it within 100 feet of any human or animal. 9. If you want to go overboard, find a cosmetically rusty chain and cassette and put those on. 10. Lock up the bike with both a non-pickable u-lock and a cable lock! If his bike gets stolen, I'll be impressed. -- Phil, Squid-in-Training Well I'll have to say I'm very impressed with your suggestions, you can make Letterman with your top 10 list. -tom |
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Making a College bike Inconspicuous?
Phil, Squid-in-Training wrote: Tom Nakashima wrote: My son enters college this fall, so I put together a bike for him by salvaging spare components and a frame that I wasn't using. Suggestions on making the bike inconspicuous? Maybe di sguising the bike isn't worth the effort for today's thieves? Suggestions from college students. -tom Yay! I'm an expert on this. Okay so here are my ten steps to a theft-proof bike: 1. Spraypaint... the cheaper the better. Spray t he whole bike frame and make sure to spraypaint the tires and grips, too. It makes it look like the owner is really dumb. Put some scratches in the paint so it doesn't look so cherry. This should be easy to do since the spraypaint will probabl y just flake off just by you looking at it funny. 2. Stickers! Get so many stickers that you're almost inhaling them. Get them from your local radio station. The flashier the better. Apply stickers to everything on the bike, especially the frame. Make sure to do the saddle, too. 3. Duct tape! Put random duct tape bits so that they look like they're actually trying to hold something together. Tape the saddle, too... this makes the bike really cry out "I am a ****bomb!" 4. Cover up any and all brand names and models. 5. Put a crappy, broken, bent rack on the back for ultra-nerd factor. Add rusty fenders and baskets to taste. Nobody wants a dorky bike. 6. Attach as many broken reflectors and light mounts as you can on the handlebars, seatpost and seatstays. These will make it seem like the owner keeps breaking lights, buying new ones, and never getting rid of the old mounts. 7. Place tennis balls and cards in the spokes, and of course bar plugs with streamers coming out. That might scare off even the seasoned thieves. 8. Apply the biggest, most gaudy bell... no wait, horn... on the bike... something like this Barbie Deluxe Bicycle Horn: http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/...resized200.jpg Tell your son to honk it within 100 feet of any human or animal. 9. If you want to go overboard, find a cosmetically rusty chain and cassette and put those on. 10. Lock up the bike with both a non-pickable u-lock and a cable lock! We should not have to go to such extremes and to ride garbage. What would car owners say if that's what they had to do to their cars, simply to make them workable transportation devices? As I said in another thread: the real key is not the lock but the rack. There are several manufacturers who make racks consisting of two large steel horizontal arms with steel projections, the arms closing around the bike, the projections going through the wheels and main triangle. You then use only a padlock to lock the two arms together, inside a shielded housing that can only be accessed from the bottom, near ground level, or else a U-lock to keep the two arms together. You need only carry a reasonable padlock for very high security. [I just did a search to find a manufacturer of these things. No luck yet. I have seen at least three different brands though. Will try to find a manufacturer's label on one of them.] Furthermore, what's necessary is to make bicycle theft the same crime as auto theft, and to install video surveillance at key locations, to mop up the organized crime gangs who are responsible for so much of it. There IS a solution and like so much else it just involves a few people in the right places getting off their asses. |
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