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Old June 10th 10, 12:17 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
i, Fred
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?


The answer is yes. His name is David Clinger.
In late March he was suspended for 2 years
for synthetic testosterone and Modafinil
after testing positive at Elite Nationals.

He placed second in the race.

Here is a short 4 minute mini-documentary
about Clinger and his comeback. It was
filmed during a stint in rehab just a
few months before he got busted.

It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4

i, Fred
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Old June 10th 10, 01:12 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
K. Fred Gauss[_6_]
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?

i, Fred wrote:
The answer is yes. His name is David Clinger.
In late March he was suspended for 2 years
for synthetic testosterone and Modafinil
after testing positive at Elite Nationals.

He placed second in the race.

Here is a short 4 minute mini-documentary
about Clinger and his comeback. It was
filmed during a stint in rehab just a
few months before he got busted.

It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4

i, Fred


Nice find.
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Old June 10th 10, 03:16 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?

On Jun 10, 11:17*am, "i, Fred" wrote:

It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4


Did he suffer any major loss of face?
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Old June 10th 10, 02:32 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Fred Flintstein
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?

On 6/9/2010 6:17 PM, i, Fred wrote:
The answer is yes. His name is David Clinger.
In late March he was suspended for 2 years
for synthetic testosterone and Modafinil
after testing positive at Elite Nationals.

He placed second in the race.

Here is a short 4 minute mini-documentary
about Clinger and his comeback. It was
filmed during a stint in rehab just a
few months before he got busted.

It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4

i, Fred


This is good news for Clinger. Now he has two years
to move his life away from bike racing. He'll never
recover if that doesn't happen.

Tyler seems to be unable to forge a life away from
the sport. I hope tylerhamiltontraining.com fails.
If he doesn't move away from the sport it is only a
matter of time until he hits the headlines again in
an unfortunate way.

Fred Flintstein
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Old June 10th 10, 05:15 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Amit Ghosh
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?

On Jun 10, 9:32*am, Fred Flintstein
wrote:
On 6/9/2010 6:17 PM, i, Fred wrote:



The answer is yes. His name is David Clinger.
In late March he was suspended for 2 years
for synthetic testosterone and Modafinil
after testing positive at Elite Nationals.


He placed second in the race.


Here is a short 4 minute mini-documentary
about Clinger and his comeback. It was
filmed during a stint in rehab just a
few months before he got busted.


It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4


i, Fred


This is good news for Clinger. Now he has two years
to move his life away from bike racing. He'll never
recover if that doesn't happen.

Tyler seems to be unable to forge a life away from
the sport. I hope tylerhamiltontraining.com fails.
If he doesn't move away from the sport it is only a
matter of time until he hits the headlines again in
an unfortunate way.


dumbass,

i don't think that cycling is the cause of their problems, but i do
agree that the key to recovery isn't to get back on the bike or
restart their career.

getting back on the bike is uncle ricoism - trying to recapture past
glory, it won't happen and it's better to move on to something they
are likely to succeed in.

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Old June 10th 10, 07:53 PM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?

On Jun 10, 12:15*pm, Amit Ghosh wrote:
On Jun 10, 9:32*am, Fred Flintstein
wrote:



On 6/9/2010 6:17 PM, i, Fred wrote:


The answer is yes. His name is David Clinger.
In late March he was suspended for 2 years
for synthetic testosterone and Modafinil
after testing positive at Elite Nationals.


He placed second in the race.


Here is a short 4 minute mini-documentary
about Clinger and his comeback. It was
filmed during a stint in rehab just a
few months before he got busted.


It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4


i, Fred


This is good news for Clinger. Now he has two years
to move his life away from bike racing. He'll never
recover if that doesn't happen.


Tyler seems to be unable to forge a life away from
the sport. I hope tylerhamiltontraining.com fails.
If he doesn't move away from the sport it is only a
matter of time until he hits the headlines again in
an unfortunate way.


dumbass,

i don't think that cycling is the cause of their problems, but i do
agree that the key to recovery isn't to get back on the bike or
restart their career.

getting back on the bike is uncle ricoism - trying to recapture past
glory, it won't happen and it's better to move on to something they
are likely to succeed in.


Uncle Ricoism...? I think it's more like Rico-asm.

R
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Old June 11th 10, 05:30 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
Amit Ghosh
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Default Is there a cyclist dumber than Floyd?

On Jun 10, 2:53*pm, RicodJour wrote:
On Jun 10, 12:15*pm, Amit Ghosh wrote:



On Jun 10, 9:32*am, Fred Flintstein
wrote:


On 6/9/2010 6:17 PM, i, Fred wrote:


The answer is yes. His name is David Clinger.
In late March he was suspended for 2 years
for synthetic testosterone and Modafinil
after testing positive at Elite Nationals.


He placed second in the race.


Here is a short 4 minute mini-documentary
about Clinger and his comeback. It was
filmed during a stint in rehab just a
few months before he got busted.


It's actually interesting to watch
knowing that he's about to get
busted.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uSfe_StF4


i, Fred


This is good news for Clinger. Now he has two years
to move his life away from bike racing. He'll never
recover if that doesn't happen.


Tyler seems to be unable to forge a life away from
the sport. I hope tylerhamiltontraining.com fails.
If he doesn't move away from the sport it is only a
matter of time until he hits the headlines again in
an unfortunate way.


dumbass,


i don't think that cycling is the cause of their problems, but i do
agree that the key to recovery isn't to get back on the bike or
restart their career.


getting back on the bike is uncle ricoism - trying to recapture past
glory, it won't happen and it's better to move on to something they
are likely to succeed in.


Uncle Ricoism...? *I think it's more like Rico-asm.

R


dumbass,

i was referring to uncle rico from napoleon dynamite - he was trying
to build a time machine so that he could go back and win the state
championship.
 




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