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Mountain Biker Robs Bank
http://www.keyt.com/news/local/Bank-...-98282099.html
Bank Robbery Suspect Flees On Mountain Bike Story Created: Jul 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM PDT (Story Updated: Jul 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM PDT ) Authorities are looking for a gunman they say robbed a bank Monday afternoon in Vandenberg Village. The robbery happened just before 3 p.m. at the Rabobank on the 3700 block of Constellation Road. Sheriff officials say the suspect entered the bank, showed a gun to a teller and demanded cash. Witness describe the thief as a slim white male, wearing a motorcycle helmet with goggles, long sleeve blue shirt, black pants, black shoes. He was also seen carrying a black bag. The suspect is believed to have fled the scene on a mountain bike. Anyone with information about this crime should contact the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department at 681-4100. Anonymous tips can be made by calling 681-4171. |
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Sociopath arrested.
On Jul 15, 12:58*pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:
Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Suspect Arrested) UCPD crime report # 10-02127 East-West Fire Trail June 1, 2010 On Friday, May 28, 2010 UCPD received a report of an assault with a deadly weapon which had occurred around 6 weeks earlier. The assault occurred on a Sunday on the East-West Fire Trail located in the hills above campus. The victims, two non-affiliated White males, reported the crime after hearing of similar incidents occurring to bicyclists on the fire trail. The victims were riding their bicycles westbound on the trail when they encountered the suspect walking in the opposite direction. The suspect was holding a handsaw and cut one of the victims across the chest with the saw. The victims asked the suspect why he had attacked them. He told them they should not be riding their bicycles on the trail. The victims positively identified the suspect from a photograph. UCPD contacted the suspect who admitted to holding a saw in front of some bicyclists on a trail and contacting one of them with the saw. The suspect was subsequently taken into custody. One of the victims suffered minor injuries during the assault. Additional charges may be filed from similar incidences on the fire trail including one reported in a crime alert on May 6, 2010. The suspect is described as: VANDEMAN, Michael J., a White non-affiliated male, 67 years of age. |
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Michael J. Vandeman Voted Douchebag of the Week!
On Jul 15, 12:58*pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:
Way to go Michael, you must be so proud. http://poormansheli.com/2010/06/02/p...el-j-vandeman/ I love when they say "May you choke on your trophy Vandeman." |
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Sociopath arrested.
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Bill Weir says... On Jul 15, 12:58=A0pm, Mike Vandeman wrote: Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Suspect Arrested) UCPD crime report # 10-02127 East-West Fire Trail June 1, 2010 On Friday, May 28, 2010 UCPD received a report of an assault with a deadly weapon which had occurred around 6 weeks earlier. The assault occurred on a Sunday on the East-West Fire Trail located in the hills above campus. The victims, two non-affiliated White males, reported the crime after hearing of similar incidents occurring to bicyclists on the fire trail. The victims were riding their bicycles westbound on the trail when they encountered the suspect walking in the opposite direction. The suspect was holding a handsaw and cut one of the victims across the chest with the saw. The victims asked the suspect why he had attacked them. He told them they should not be riding their bicycles on the trail. The victims positively identified the suspect from a photograph. UCPD contacted the suspect who admitted to holding a saw in front of some bicyclists on a trail and contacting one of them with the saw. The suspect was subsequently taken into custody. One of the victims suffered minor injuries during the assault. Additional charges may be filed from similar incidences on the fire trail including one reported in a crime alert on May 6, 2010. The suspect is described as: VANDEMAN, Michael J., a White non-affiliated male, 67 years of age. Bill: You may be misjudging Mikey's actions. Consider the following... Mikey has a PhD, in psychology (probably abnormal psychology) I seem to remember him saying; and he fancies himself a scientist. This incident on the trail may just have been a case of Mikey doing research in his latest field of scientific interest: impaleontology. |
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Mountain Biker Robs Bank
Mike Vandeman wrote: http://www.keyt.com/news/local/Bank-...-98282099.html Bank Robbery Suspect Flees On Mountain Bike Story Created: Jul 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM PDT (Story Updated: Jul 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM PDT ) Authorities are looking for a gunman they say robbed a bank Monday afternoon in Vandenberg Village. The robbery happened just before 3 p.m. at the Rabobank on the 3700 block of Constellation Road. Sheriff officials say the suspect entered the bank, showed a gun to a teller and demanded cash. Witness describe the thief as a slim white male, wearing a motorcycle helmet with goggles, long sleeve blue shirt, black pants, black shoes. He was also seen carrying a black bag. The suspect is believed to have fled the scene on a mountain bike. Anyone with information about this crime should contact the Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department at 681-4100. Anonymous tips can be made by calling 681-4171. never trust a mountain biker. |
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Bill Weir, One Obscene *******!
"Bill Weir" wrote in message ... On Jul 15, 12:58 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote: Way to go Michael, you must be so proud. http://poormansheli.com/2010/06/02/p...el-j-vandeman/ I love when they say "May you choke on your trophy Vandeman." Just read Mr. Vandeman's words in the link above and you realize that it is the website that is ****ed up, just like Bill Weir is ****ed up. Mountain bikers are not only criminal idiots, they are also obscene criminal idiots. None of this surprises me. Talk to any mountain biker for 5 minutes and you come to the conclusion that their brain is located in their balls. Bill Weir has repeatedly resorted to obscenity on this newsgroup, but he is an amateur at it. You have to have some smarts even to be interestingly obscene. I think he must be a homo since he seems to have dicks on the brain. Yea, a dick and a douche of the week. I can see how it all fits together. ****ing Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Bill Weir, One Obscene *******!
"Bob Berger" wrote in message ... [...] Bill: You may be misjudging Mikey's actions. Consider the following... Mikey has a PhD, in psychology (probably abnormal psychology) I seem to remember him saying; and he fancies himself a scientist. This incident on the trail may just have been a case of Mikey doing research in his latest field of scientific interest: impaleontology. First point: Do you really want to be associated with an obscene ******* like Bill Weir? Second point: Best never to attempt wit. Leave it to those very few who are capable of it. You and I aren't! Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Bill Weir, One Obscene *******!
On 7/15/10 11:42 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
First point: Do you really want to be associated with an obscene ******* like Bill Weir? Does he have good beer? |
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Mountain Biker Robs Bank
"jwarner1" wrote in message ... [...] never trust a mountain biker. Most particularly, never trust the mountain bikers that post to these newsgroups. They are scum buckets and have dicks on their brains, probably because they are homos. They also seem to be into douches, probably because they are douche bags. Yea, you can always tell what someone is on the basis of what they reference. Saint Edward the Great only references Holiness, That is because He is a Great Saint. But His Holiness does not permit sinners to have free rein, something that Bill Weir is soon going to discover to his sorrow if he keeps referencing dicks and douche bags. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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Bill Weir, One Obscene *******!
"Kevan Smith" wrote in message news On 7/15/10 11:42 PM, Edward Dolan wrote: First point: Do you really want to be associated with an obscene ******* like Bill Weir? Does he have good beer? There is no such thing as "good beer". It is an oxymoron. Since that is the case, always buy the cheapest beer you can find. After all, it is the drink of barbarians and the young who think it is smart to get drunk in public and make fools of themselves. Nay, follow the pathway of Saint Edward the Great. He only began to drink cheap wines at the age of 65 when most that age have ruined their livers and can no longer drink anything at all. Regards, Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota aka Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota |
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