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10 Laws of Cycling
Ten Laws of Cycling:
1. Tyler is innocent. 2. The Australian federation thinks that the WADA rule regarding the mandatory testing of B samples doesn't apply to their test, even though the rule doesn't state that. 3. Jeff Jones is embarassed at his country's lawsuit and blood doping test because he knows deep down inside it's wrong (just like he knows Sara Carrigan is a wheel-sucker). 4. Most pople in RBR are gay. 5. Magilla is most likely Jesus Christ himself. 6. Religious people are gay. 7. Euros dope because they have weak minds. Iban Mayo showed what European character is really all about. And Richard Virenque cried when he was wrongly accused in 1998 of taking drugs only to reveal he's a doped up fraud whose only talent is winning a meaningless competition that has nothing to do with who the best climber in the Tour de France is. 8. Lance is the best climber in the Tour de France, not Jalabert or Virenque. 9. Lance has shown that most races aren't worth doing because it doesn't mean anything to win them. 10. The Giro and Vuelta are second rate races that prove little or nothing about the rider who wins them other than they'll probably lose 22 minutes on the first major Col to Lance in July, and then wonder why the Tour isn't like the Giro. Save the turkeys, Magilla |
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