Tyler, you LIED to me...

I was gonna watch that movie you were in. I bought a Phonak jersey. I
cried when you did that solo breakaway in the tdf when you were at CSC. And
NOW I find out that YOU are a FRAUD, and that YOU DEFRAUDED me, with yer
drugs, and the man whould withstand pain. Can YOU say OXYCONTIN? I want my
money back, maybe that could be done, but what's worse, is I CAN NEVER TRUST
what I see in these cycling events. IT'S ALL HOCUS POCUS. You LIED Tyler,
and yer taking everyone's credibility with you. When I'm passing by
Marblehead, and I stop in yer bike shop, and I need some handlebar tape, how
can I trust you when you say so and so brand is best? I've been SCAMMED,
and I'm ****ED OFF!