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Ken Papai Hunting Trip
Here's my imitation of Ken Papai accosting a hunter with an SKS 7.69mm
assault rifle in the tree stand in Minnesota: Ken: Hey, what's your name? Yeah, you up in the tree, I'm talking to you. SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: My name, why do you need to know....? Ken: Cause I want to know your name - are you trying to be anonymous? Only cowards and pussies are anonymous in this forest. Come down from the tree, Mr. Anonymous. SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: What did you say to me? Ken: I said if you don't tell me your name it means you're a coward. Do you race bikes? SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: No, but I come down from the tree now to talk to you. Ken: That figures...you anonymous people are cowards. Tell me your name, coward. SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: Okay, I will tell you my name when I come down from the tree [sounds of SKS man clammering down from tree stand] Ken: Tell me the team you race for too so I can call your sponsors up and tell them what a wussy you are because you said something I disagree with on the Internet. SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: Okay, I go now. Ken: Hey, you forget to tell me your name, are you afraid of me? SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: I no afraid of you. I just need to go over here for a minute because I left something there by the other tree [clicking sound of removing scope and charging the carbine handle]. Ken: Ok, just don't forget to tell me your name because if you don't the only thing it means is you're a coward and are afraid of me and hide behind your little camoflage ....... [CRAAAAAAAAACK....... the echo of a sonic boom of a 7.62 mm full metal jacket screaming through air and into Ken's skull, exploding it like J.F.K.'s head in the Zapruder film]. SKS ASSAULT RIFLE MAN: My name is GOD, Ken. Thanks, Magilla |
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