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Old July 9th 08, 10:48 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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That's Global War on Dope, if you were wondering.

It's clear that this Tour is much cleaner than every
other Tour since the last Tour that was cleaner
than all the other Tours. As proof, since Ryan is
slow to post for some reason, simply regard the
Millar Line from the Stage 4 time trial:

1 Stefan Schumacher (Ger) Gerolsteiner
35.44 (49.534 km/h)
2 Kim Kirchen (Lux) Team
Columbia 0.18
3 David Millar (GBr) Team Garmin-Chipotle p/b H30 "

There you go - 176 riders are proven clean by being
David Millar or behind him, Kirchen is on the same
time as Millar so he doesn't count, and Schumacher
is known to be positive, but only for amphetamines
(MDMA, we expect) after post-nightclub drunk driving.
The race is as pure as a glass of mineral water -
Gerolsteiner, presumably.

Sincerely,
Brian Lafferty

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Old July 10th 08, 02:38 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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In article
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" wrote:

That's Global War on Dope, if you were wondering.

It's clear that this Tour is much cleaner than every
other Tour since the last Tour that was cleaner
than all the other Tours. As proof, since Ryan is
slow to post for some reason, simply regard the
Millar Line from the Stage 4 time trial:


Thanks for taking up the slack. I'm no Bob Martin, and let's face it, I
was probably drunk.

1 Stefan Schumacher (Ger) Gerolsteiner
35.44 (49.534 km/h)
2 Kim Kirchen (Lux) Team
Columbia 0.18
3 David Millar (GBr) Team Garmin-Chipotle p/b H30 "

There you go - 176 riders are proven clean by being
David Millar or behind him, Kirchen is on the same
time as Millar so he doesn't count, and Schumacher
is known to be positive, but only for amphetamines
(MDMA, we expect) after post-nightclub drunk driving.
The race is as pure as a glass of mineral water -
Gerolsteiner, presumably.

Sincerely,
Brian Lafferty


Dumbass: no, you're Tom Kunich. Though as I have discussed previously,
this Tour has seen a convergence of their viewpoints.

Because you don't win the Tour on bread and water, Schumacher has to be
the runaway favorite at this point.

Alcohol is not a drug,

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Old July 12th 08, 11:30 AM posted to rec.bicycles.racing
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On Jul 9, 6:38*pm, Ryan Cousineau wrote:
" wrote:
That's Global War on Dope, if you were wondering.


It's clear that this Tour is much cleaner than every
other Tour since the last Tour that was cleaner
than all the other Tours. *As proof, since Ryan is
slow to post for some reason, simply regard the
Millar Line from the Stage 4 time trial:


Thanks for taking up the slack. I'm no Bob Martin, and let's face it, I
was probably drunk.

The race is as pure as a glass of mineral water -
Gerolsteiner, presumably.


Sincerely,
Brian Lafferty


Dumbass: no, you're Tom Kunich. Though as I have discussed previously,
this Tour has seen a convergence of their viewpoints.


Dumbass,

Just for the historical record, the Tom Kunich
position is that the riders aren't doping, and dope
does no good anyway. The Brian Lafferty position
is that the riders were all doping, but the anti-dopers
have the cheaters on the run and "This year we will
see some real suffering in the mountains."

Because you don't win the Tour on bread and water, Schumacher has to be
the runaway favorite at this point.

Alcohol is not a drug,


With benefit of hindsight, perhaps Schumi should
have used beta blockers instead of amphetamines -
makes the bike handling less twitchy.

Ben

 




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