Mountain Bikes are EVIL, the DEVIL created them !

What are you NEW? HA!. That's where the saying comes from, " Feel like
heaven, Ride like Hell "
Yes It's hell to ride 6+ hrs every couple day, hell I tell you!!!. lol
Your a kook

CS
VT2

"Micheal Artindale" wrote in message
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"Patrick Kain" wrote in message
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Mountain Bikes are EVIL,
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Hmmm.... we mountain bike when its warm, hell is warm.... hmmmm

Hi My name is Satan.......All bow below me

Satan (micheal)

Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Mountain Bikes.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Patrick says:

snip diatribe

New dosage this week?

How's that working out?

Steve ;-)

"Patrick Kain" wrote in message
m...
Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect
your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY , only heretics
and
witches like Mountain Bikes.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Jesus, come back Mike, all is forgiven :-)

Later,

Fred

"Patrick Kain" wrote in message
m...
Mountain Bikes are EVIL,
snip

Hmmm.... we mountain bike when its warm, hell is warm.... hmmmm

Hi My name is Satan.......All bow below me

Satan (micheal)

On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, Patrick Kain wrote:

And heretics and witches shall BURN !

"What do we do with witches?"
"BURN THEM!"
"And what do we burn apart from witches?"
"MORE WITCHES!"

gabrielle

Patrick Kain wrote:
Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

And your point would be...???

Bill "zebulb" S.

Patrick Kain wrote:
Mountain Bikes are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Mountain Bikes, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Mountain Bikes are evil, using Mountain Bikes is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Mountain Bikes.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Yeah, so? Tell me something I *didn't* know.

gabrielle had this to say
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On Sat, 03 Jul 2004 01:52:00 -0700, Patrick Kain wrote:

And heretics and witches shall BURN !

"What do we do with witches?"
"BURN THEM!"
"And what do we burn apart from witches?"
"MORE WITCHES!"

gabrielle

Must've turned him into a newt!

Dave (but he got better....or did he?)