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Old December 31st 08, 10:38 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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SHAY_CAM;1118129 wrote:

Torker 09 in its raw form




The philosopher's stone?


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Old January 4th 09, 02:02 PM posted to rec.sport.unicycling
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- Hitler didn't have a moustache, it was a graze. Recieved when he
tryed to conquer torker 09.


- When one is in any situation where a large red button is present
and they accidently push it, causing catastrophy. It is said that he
or she has committed a torker 09.


- A torker 09 seat isn't uncomfortable, your bottom is.


- Torker 09 can spread butter straight out of the fridge, right onto
bread.


- In the first version of the 'very hungry catipillar' he tries to
eat a torker09 and dies. They then needed to ge a new catipillar,
which was alot of fuss that everyone could have quite well done
without. Infact you are very lucky to have the very hungry catipillar
at all.


- A crocidile was floating in the water pretending to be a log,
Torker 09 knew it was a crocodile. A stick insect was in a tree,
pretending to be a stick, Torker 09 knew it was a stick. KD Lang was
in a blouse pretending to be a women, Torker 09 knew it was a man and
also that 'K' stood for Keith.


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