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Old October 25th 05, 01:07 AM
G.T.
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I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her if she
could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If someone
orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg



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Old October 25th 05, 05:11 AM
Slartibartfast
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G.T. wrote:
I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her if she
could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If someone
orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam


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Old October 25th 05, 05:46 AM
Nick
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Slartibartfast wrote in message ...
G.T. wrote:
I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a

stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her if she
could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If someone
orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life of an unpaid

intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam


I've sent one of our work experience kids to the hardware store to get a bag
of welding sparks.
Another was sent to get a "Long Weight".

-Nick


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Old October 25th 05, 06:00 AM
JD
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Slartibartfast wrote:
G.T. wrote:
I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her if she
could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If someone
orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam



Common USAF snipes:

Flight Line
Prop Wash

JD

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Old October 25th 05, 03:26 PM
GeeDubb
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"Slartibartfast" wrote in message
. ..
G.T. wrote:
I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a
stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her if she
could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If someone
orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life of an unpaid
intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam



carpentry.....board stretcher

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Old October 25th 05, 03:44 PM
small change
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GeeDubb wrote:
"Slartibartfast" wrote in message
. ..
G.T. wrote:
I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a
stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her
if she could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If
someone orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life
of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam



carpentry.....board stretcher


they warned us about muffler bearings in auto shop.

Isn't a sky hook a real thing, one of those really big cranes used in
skyscraper construction?

penny



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Old October 25th 05, 05:32 PM
Shawn
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small change wrote:
GeeDubb wrote:

"Slartibartfast" wrote in message
m...

G.T. wrote:

I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a
stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her
if she could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly ask: "If
someone orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah, the life
of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam



carpentry.....board stretcher



they warned us about muffler bearings in auto shop.

Isn't a sky hook a real thing, one of those really big cranes used in
skyscraper construction?



WMD

http://tinyurl.com/c78kz
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Old October 25th 05, 05:38 PM
small change
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Shawn wrote:
small change wrote:
GeeDubb wrote:

"Slartibartfast" wrote in message
. ..

G.T. wrote:

I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a
stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her
if she could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly
ask: "If someone orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah,
the life of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam



carpentry.....board stretcher



they warned us about muffler bearings in auto shop.

Isn't a sky hook a real thing, one of those really big cranes used in
skyscraper construction?



WMD

http://tinyurl.com/c78kz


ok, but why am I thinking I've heard that term in the constuction world?

ps


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Old October 25th 05, 05:47 PM
Bill Sornson
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Shawn wrote:
small change wrote:
GeeDubb wrote:

"Slartibartfast" wrote in message
. ..

G.T. wrote:

I was just in the commissary picking up an afternoon snack when a
stressed
intern came up to the cashier while I was paying and he asked her
if she could help him. As I walked off I heard him earnestly
ask: "If someone orders black coffee what do I put in it?" Ah,
the life of an unpaid intern,
at the mercy of anyone with a powertrip, large or small.

Greg




Anyone know where the ___ Is

1. Tinfoil/Pizza Dough repair kit
2. bacon stretcher
3. butter extractor
4. Sky hook/
5. Left handed potato peeler
6. dehydrated water
7. Blue Steam



carpentry.....board stretcher



they warned us about muffler bearings in auto shop.

Isn't a sky hook a real thing, one of those really big cranes used in
skyscraper construction?



WMD


"Saddam's goal ... is to achieve the lifting of U.N. sanctions while
retaining and enhancing Iraq's weapons of mass destruction programs. We
cannot, we must not and we will not let him succeed." -- Madeline Albright,
1998

"(Saddam) will rebuild his arsenal of weapons of mass destruction and some
day, some way, I am certain he will use that arsenal again, as he has 10
times since 1983" -- National Security Adviser Sandy Berger, Feb 18, 1998

"Iraq made commitments after the Gulf War to completely dismantle all
weapons of mass destruction, and unfortunately, Iraq has not lived up to its
agreement." -- Barbara Boxer, November 8, 2002

"The last UN weapons inspectors left Iraq in October of 1998. We are
confident that Saddam Hussein retained some stockpiles of chemical and
biological weapons, and that he has since embarked on a crash course to
build up his chemical and biological warfare capability. Intelligence
reports also indicate that he is seeking nuclear weapons, but has not yet
achieved nuclear capability." -- Robert Byrd, October 2002

"There's no question that Saddam Hussein is a threat... Yes, he has chemical
and biological weapons. He's had those for a long time. But the United
States right now is on a very much different defensive posture than we were
before September 11th of 2001... He is, as far as we know, actively pursuing
nuclear capabilities, though he doesn't have nuclear warheads yet. If he
were to acquire nuclear weapons, I think our friends in the region would
face greatly increased risks as would we." -- Wesley Clark on September 26,
2002

"What is at stake is how to answer the potential threat Iraq represents with
the risk of proliferation of WMD. Baghdad's regime did use such weapons in
the past. Today, a number of evidences may lead to think that, over the past
four years, in the absence of international inspectors, this country has
continued armament programs." -- Jacques Chirac, October 16, 2002

"The community of nations may see more and more of the very kind of threat
Iraq poses now: a rogue state with weapons of mass destruction, ready to use
them or provide them to terrorists. If we fail to respond today, Saddam and
all those who would follow in his footsteps will be emboldened tomorrow." --
Bill Clinton in 1998


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Old October 25th 05, 05:49 PM
Bill Sornson
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Shawn wrote:

WMD
http://tinyurl.com/c78kz


Ooops, sorry. I missed the link first time!


 




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