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Old December 6th 06, 03:10 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman
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In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.

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Old December 6th 06, 04:18 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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On 5 Dec 2006 19:10:53 -0800, "Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman"
wrote:

In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.


Mine:

1. The lever.
2. The zipper.
3. The "delete" key.
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Old December 6th 06, 01:00 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
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On 5 Dec 2006 19:10:53 -0800, "Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman"
wrote:

In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.


I need to find a place for the ATM. Did you know that the ATM actually
was first mentioned in the Wizard of Oz? ATM, ATM.



Think Auntie Em, Antie Em.
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Old December 6th 06, 01:26 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Ken C. M.
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Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman wrote:
In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.


1 (good)beer
2 the microchip
3 human powered vehicles


Ken
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Old December 6th 06, 02:17 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Paul Hobson
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Werehatrack wrote:
On 5 Dec 2006 19:10:53 -0800, "Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman"
wrote:

In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.


Mine:

1. The lever.
2. The zipper.
3. The "delete" key.


how 'bout ctrl+z? I think that's really bailed me out a few times.
\\paul
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Old December 6th 06, 05:24 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Bill Sornson
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Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman wrote:
In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.



1. Popcorn
2. Remote Control
3. Push-up Bra

Bill "oh, and kill-files" S.


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Old December 6th 06, 09:04 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Ozark Bicycle
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Bill Sornson wrote:
Johnny Sunset aka Tom Sherman wrote:
In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.



1. Popcorn
2. Remote Control
3. Push-up Bra


A remote control push-up bra! The *real* Wonderbra.



Bill "oh, and kill-files" S.


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Old December 6th 06, 09:31 PM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Kristian M Zoerhoff
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In article . com, sunsetss0003
@yahoo.com says...
In chronological order, here are my nominations for the three greatest
inventions:

1. Beer.
2. The Bicycle.
3. Usenet cycling groups.


I vote to change #3 to:

3. Fenders

Five freaking days since the snow hit, and there's still slush and ice on the
roads around here [1]. Grr.


[1] http://tinyurl.com/yha2tt

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Old December 7th 06, 12:37 AM posted to rec.bicycles.misc
Leo Lichtman
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"Ozark Bicycle" wrote: A remote control push-up bra! The *real* Wonderbra.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's kind of like going on a hayride on the subway. The old way is
best--*hand operated* push -up bras.


 




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