My first collar

This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

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On 08/10/2011 17:21, Simon Mason wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

Hmmm.

Motorcyclist.

No helmet, no licence plate (and I think you could safely assume he has
no Road Tax, no insurance and possibly not even a drivers licence). I
suspect he is riding on little more than mum’s permission. Possibly not
even that. Plus he rides on the public highway and the footpath. I
notice he gave you a “dirty look”.

Was this captured with you James Bond glasses or another type of camera?


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On 08/10/2011 18:34, Simon Weaseltemper wrote:
On 08/10/2011 17:21, Simon Mason wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

Hmmm.

Motorcyclist.

No helmet, no licence plate (and I think you could safely assume he has
no Road Tax, no insurance and possibly not even a drivers licence). I
suspect he is riding on little more than mum’s permission. Possibly not
even that. Plus he rides on the public highway and the footpath. I
notice he gave you a “dirty look”.

Was this captured with you James Bond glasses or another type of camera?



Tut tut, 'road tax'

On 08/10/2011 17:21, Simon Mason wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv


Will you be reporting the cyclist who at the start of the video appeared
to be cycling on the wrong side of the road along a road that led to a
roundabout?
Was that cyclist also cycling on a footpath, cycle track or shared use?

On 08/10/2011 19:32, Tony Dragon wrote:
On 08/10/2011 18:34, Simon Weaseltemper wrote:
On 08/10/2011 17:21, Simon Mason wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

Hmmm.

Motorcyclist.

No helmet, no licence plate (and I think you could safely assume he has
no Road Tax, no insurance and possibly not even a drivers licence). I
suspect he is riding on little more than mum’s permission. Possibly not
even that. Plus he rides on the public highway and the footpath. I
notice he gave you a “dirty look”.

Was this captured with you James Bond glasses or another type of camera?



Tut tut, 'road tax'

Unless his vehicle is exempt or pays a zero rate, he needs to pay it. A
bike like that should attract £16 pa duty. Tut tut indeed.

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On Sat, 8 Oct 2011 17:21:43 +0100, "Simon Mason"
wrote:

This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv


Do you mean the knob riding on the footpath and then on the wrong side of the
road at the start of the footage? You need to get a life.

On 08/10/2011 18:34, Simon Weaseltemper wrote:
On 08/10/2011 17:21, Simon Mason wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

Hmmm.

Motorcyclist.

No helmet, no licence plate (and I think you could safely assume he has no
Road Tax, no insurance and possibly not even a drivers licence). I suspect he
is riding on little more than mum’s permission. Possibly not even that. Plus
he rides on the public highway and the footpath. I notice he gave you a
“dirty look”.

Was this captured with you James Bond glasses or another type of camera?

No licence plate?

So of what value will reporting him to the police be?

He might just as well have been on a bicycle.

On 08/10/2011 19:32, Tony Dragon wrote:
On 08/10/2011 18:34, Simon Weaseltemper wrote:
On 08/10/2011 17:21, Simon Mason wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

Hmmm.

Motorcyclist.

No helmet, no licence plate (and I think you could safely assume he has
no Road Tax, no insurance and possibly not even a drivers licence). I
suspect he is riding on little more than mum’s permission. Possibly not
even that. Plus he rides on the public highway and the footpath. I
notice he gave you a “dirty look”.

Was this captured with you James Bond glasses or another type of camera?

Tut tut, 'road tax'

Nothing wrong with "road tax".

"Road Fund Tax" is mentioned prominently on signs on the toll collection
booths at the DoT's Dartford Crossing (in the context of vehicles exempt from
Road Fund Tax also being exempt from tolls).

Would the DoT base their policies on exemption from a tax which doesn't exist?

On Oct 8, 5:21*pm, "Simon Mason" wrote:
This herbert will get reported to plod tomorrow.

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bike.wmv

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So you are going to report the lawbreaker at the start of the video.

We were about to embark at Dover, when LID (Simon
Weaseltemper) came up to me and whispered:

Unless his vehicle is exempt or pays a zero rate, he needs to pay
it. A bike like that should attract £16 pa duty.

He certainly does not - no such thing.

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