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Me and My Vasectomy
So, there I was, got the deed done. I went back a week later to get a checkup. I ask the doc the big question. Me: “ I ride a unicycle, when can I start riding again.” Doc: “Well, wait another week and then work into it.” Okay, I thought. That sounds doable. One week later. I am outside, I spy my trials uni just sittin there in the garage, waiting, calling to me. I stride on over and decide, I am ready, though the twins are a bit tender. Ehhh, I think, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mount up, try settling into the seat – a seat with miyata foam inside. I do that subtle adjustment, we men all know and do. I lean forward to move out and then I find I can’t sit in the seat normally. I have to lean back. Hey this ain’t riding. It’s pain. I get off after riding a few meters. This sucs. How much longer to I have to wait? I manage to try again a few times, but the twins are just screamin at me to stop. I ride a curb about 45 feet and decide it used to be fun before I got the hatchet job. I am lonely, the uni’s lonely. It lies there wondering if it will become a dustbunny castle in the garage. Suddenly, it hits me. I feel the glee from my unicycle. Yep – seat out! Ohhhh yeah, the neighborhood hears, “ A Mighty HI HO Silver”. That’s it! Who needs the dang seat anyway.? I decide to try to do seat out onto a wooden box that’s 13” high. Seat in, it’s no problem, yeah but… I haven’t done anything higher than 10” seat out and that was over a year ago. I look at the box, it looks at me. I look at the unicycle. Am I ready to go for it? I wuss out. Previous attempts at just hopping in air have divorced me of my energy. I am tired. My wife was sick all night and my nads are quakin. I elect to just jump up on it without the unicycle. That sort-of counts. I wimper and walk away. My head is down. An expletive is muttered… Ehhh, I will save it for next time – probably next weekend when the brothers are feeling better and I … Stay tuned. -- The Masked Rider ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Masked Rider's Profile: http://www.unicyclist.com/profile/11178 View this thread: http://www.unicyclist.com/thread/58598 |
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