Mountain Biker Robs Bank

http://www.keyt.com/news/local/Bank-...-98282099.html

Bank Robbery Suspect Flees On Mountain Bike

Story Created: Jul 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM PDT

(Story Updated: Jul 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM PDT )

Authorities are looking for a gunman they say robbed a bank Monday
afternoon in Vandenberg Village.

The robbery happened just before 3 p.m. at the Rabobank on the 3700
block of Constellation Road. Sheriff officials say the suspect entered
the bank, showed a gun to a teller and demanded cash.

Witness describe the thief as a slim white male, wearing a motorcycle
helmet with goggles, long sleeve blue shirt, black pants, black shoes.
He was also seen carrying a black bag.

The suspect is believed to have fled the scene on a mountain bike.

Anyone with information about this crime should contact the Santa
Barbara Sheriff's Department at 681-4100. Anonymous tips can be made
by calling 681-4171.

On Jul 15, 12:58*pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:




Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Suspect Arrested)
UCPD crime report # 10-02127

East-West Fire Trail
June 1, 2010

On Friday, May 28, 2010 UCPD received a report of an assault with a
deadly weapon which had occurred around 6 weeks earlier. The assault
occurred on a Sunday on the East-West Fire Trail located in the hills
above campus. The victims, two non-affiliated White males, reported
the crime after hearing of similar incidents occurring to bicyclists
on the fire trail. The victims were riding their bicycles westbound on
the trail when they encountered the suspect walking in the opposite
direction. The suspect was holding a handsaw and cut one of the
victims across the chest with the saw. The victims asked the suspect
why he had attacked them. He told them they should not be riding their
bicycles on the trail. The victims positively identified the suspect
from a photograph. UCPD contacted the suspect who admitted to holding
a saw in front of some bicyclists on a trail and contacting one of
them with the saw. The suspect was subsequently taken into custody.
One of the victims suffered minor injuries during the assault.
Additional charges may be filed from similar incidences on the fire
trail including one reported in a crime alert on May 6, 2010.

The suspect is described as:

VANDEMAN, Michael J., a White non-affiliated male, 67 years of age.

On Jul 15, 12:58*pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:

Way to go Michael, you must be so proud.

http://poormansheli.com/2010/06/02/p...el-j-vandeman/

I love when they say "May you choke on your trophy Vandeman."

In article ,
Bill Weir says...

On Jul 15, 12:58=A0pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:




Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Suspect Arrested)
UCPD crime report # 10-02127

East-West Fire Trail
June 1, 2010

On Friday, May 28, 2010 UCPD received a report of an assault with a
deadly weapon which had occurred around 6 weeks earlier. The assault
occurred on a Sunday on the East-West Fire Trail located in the hills
above campus. The victims, two non-affiliated White males, reported
the crime after hearing of similar incidents occurring to bicyclists
on the fire trail. The victims were riding their bicycles westbound on
the trail when they encountered the suspect walking in the opposite
direction. The suspect was holding a handsaw and cut one of the
victims across the chest with the saw. The victims asked the suspect
why he had attacked them. He told them they should not be riding their
bicycles on the trail. The victims positively identified the suspect
from a photograph. UCPD contacted the suspect who admitted to holding
a saw in front of some bicyclists on a trail and contacting one of
them with the saw. The suspect was subsequently taken into custody.
One of the victims suffered minor injuries during the assault.
Additional charges may be filed from similar incidences on the fire
trail including one reported in a crime alert on May 6, 2010.

The suspect is described as:

VANDEMAN, Michael J., a White non-affiliated male, 67 years of age.

Bill:

You may be misjudging Mikey's actions. Consider the following...

Mikey has a PhD, in psychology (probably abnormal psychology) I seem to remember
him saying; and he fancies himself a scientist. This incident on the trail may
just have been a case of Mikey doing research in his latest field of scientific
interest: impaleontology.

Mike Vandeman wrote:

http://www.keyt.com/news/local/Bank-...-98282099.html

Bank Robbery Suspect Flees On Mountain Bike

Story Created: Jul 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM PDT

(Story Updated: Jul 13, 2010 at 3:35 PM PDT )

Authorities are looking for a gunman they say robbed a bank Monday
afternoon in Vandenberg Village.

The robbery happened just before 3 p.m. at the Rabobank on the 3700
block of Constellation Road. Sheriff officials say the suspect entered
the bank, showed a gun to a teller and demanded cash.

Witness describe the thief as a slim white male, wearing a motorcycle
helmet with goggles, long sleeve blue shirt, black pants, black shoes.
He was also seen carrying a black bag.

The suspect is believed to have fled the scene on a mountain bike.

Anyone with information about this crime should contact the Santa
Barbara Sheriff's Department at 681-4100. Anonymous tips can be made
by calling 681-4171.

never trust a mountain biker.

"Bill Weir" wrote in message
...
On Jul 15, 12:58 pm, Mike Vandeman wrote:

Way to go Michael, you must be so proud.

http://poormansheli.com/2010/06/02/p...el-j-vandeman/

I love when they say "May you choke on your trophy Vandeman."

Just read Mr. Vandeman's words in the link above and you realize that it is
the website that is ****ed up, just like Bill Weir is ****ed up. Mountain
bikers are not only criminal idiots, they are also obscene criminal idiots.
None of this surprises me. Talk to any mountain biker for 5 minutes and you
come to the conclusion that their brain is located in their balls.

Bill Weir has repeatedly resorted to obscenity on this newsgroup, but he is
an amateur at it. You have to have some smarts even to be interestingly
obscene. I think he must be a homo since he seems to have dicks on the
brain. Yea, a dick and a douche of the week. I can see how it all fits
together.

****ing Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Bob Berger" wrote in message
...
[...]
Bill:

You may be misjudging Mikey's actions. Consider the following...

Mikey has a PhD, in psychology (probably abnormal psychology) I seem to
remember
him saying; and he fancies himself a scientist. This incident on the trail
may
just have been a case of Mikey doing research in his latest field of
scientific
interest: impaleontology.

First point: Do you really want to be associated with an obscene *******
like Bill Weir?

Second point: Best never to attempt wit. Leave it to those very few who are
capable of it. You and I aren't!

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

On 7/15/10 11:42 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
First point: Do you really want to be associated with an obscene *******
like Bill Weir?

Does he have good beer?

"jwarner1" wrote in message
...
[...]
never trust a mountain biker.

Most particularly, never trust the mountain bikers that post to these
newsgroups. They are scum buckets and have dicks on their brains, probably
because they are homos. They also seem to be into douches, probably because
they are douche bags. Yea, you can always tell what someone is on the basis
of what they reference.

Saint Edward the Great only references Holiness, That is because He is a
Great Saint. But His Holiness does not permit sinners to have free rein,
something that Bill Weir is soon going to discover to his sorrow if he keeps
referencing dicks and douche bags.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota

"Kevan Smith" wrote in message
news
On 7/15/10 11:42 PM, Edward Dolan wrote:
First point: Do you really want to be associated with an obscene *******
like Bill Weir?

Does he have good beer?

There is no such thing as "good beer". It is an oxymoron. Since that is the
case, always buy the cheapest beer you can find. After all, it is the drink
of barbarians and the young who think it is smart to get drunk in public and
make fools of themselves.

Nay, follow the pathway of Saint Edward the Great. He only began to drink
cheap wines at the age of 65 when most that age have ruined their livers and
can no longer drink anything at all.

Regards,

Ed Dolan the Great - Minnesota
aka
Saint Edward the Great - Order of the Perpetual Sorrows - Minnesota