New NWO project promises to tell you what you will die of (99.5% C.I.)

The Centre for Collective Intelligence, down the hallway from Chomsky,
just reported that they have deviced, from all the world's collective
cleaned anonymous data, they can tell anyone what they will die of with
a 99.5% C.I.

And let me guess? You want a citation don't you?

Welcome to the world of private database, an estimated 95% of all the
world's terra!